It’s what they would have wanted.
0845-0915 that’s all the consideration corporate has time for
well it wasn’t the holocaust or anything
A second mini muffin has hit my stomach.
It’s an inside scone!
Body heat can’t melt chocolate chip!!!
Imagine the patisserie chef at this hotel.
getting up at 4:15am
Wife: “Babe why so early?”
PC: “Its 9/11, I have to make the memorial muffins.”
Later
Hotel manager: Chef, wheres my 9/11 muffins? Its almost 8:45 we have to hit this 30 minute window, and there’s a line of hungry patriots waiting already!
Chef is crying in kitchen. The heat of the oven was too much. Chocolate chips are falling off the edges of the muffins and splattering on the baking tray.
“Oven fuel doesn’t melt the muffin tray!”
insane if true
Pixels, etc. It’s obviously not real.
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