I don’t know if this is legit NSFW but it’s most certainly cursed
Leave them a week or two so they get pickled.
Your name fits perfectly with your comment.
The taste from her unique blend of UTIs is just something money can’t buy.
11 herbs and utis
Right. Signing off for the day. That will do.
Alright sounds kinky but I have seen worse
Seems like a fun couple
Relevant Bert Strip
This made me laugh more than I like to admit.
My guy is hung
that’s his nose
why put sof boiled eggs in? dont they know that the heat inside the body is high enough to boil an egg? dont belive me? try it and shove a raw egg in your butt!!
If you have a hard time doing that you can just swallow the egg whole, it’ll be transferred to your butt eventually.
That poor egg, it’s gonna go through some rough shit on the way.
Wow. I can’t believe that actually worked.
(Tip: you have to keep it in there for a pretty absurdly-long time, or it’ll still come out kind of raw. Basically, hold it in until you think you can’t possibly hold it anymore, and then add another 2 hours)
Actually it’s pretty easy. It’s just like holding your poop in.
What an god-awful day to be literate.
I’m concerned about potential infections, otherwise there’s worse stuff out there…
Nah, it’s boiled through. Clean as a scalper. And vaginal fluid is acidic enough to burn skin. Should be fine.
oh yeah, is there an oviposition community yet?
Oh what a day to have eyes
So this community has devolved into kink-shaming then? Is that what this is? Obviously there have to be some ethical boundaries but between consenting adults this seems pretty harmless.
I’m not kink-shaming, I’m kink-asking-why
Seems a pretty specific kink…
Sure, especially if you’re the egg.
Well for anyone curious about this there is that website called “animal hardware” or something like that which sells egg laying fetish kits
Why do I know this?..
Bc safety is important, please don’t put actual eggs up your orifices, go with silicone ones instead
well now im curious, what could happen if a person puts an egg in one of their body holes?
Well you’d be risking infection (you can safely put eggs in your mouth but be careful as it can be a choking hazard)
But hubby can’t eat the silicone ones
Gelatin eggs should be okay!
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“primal hardwere”
Thank you, I hate it.
Hey guys someone crossed out a word, what could it mean? /s