So shouldi recycle my sperm instead of flushing it?
No, you just wash it, ship it to Cheapistan and let them throw it in the sea.
I laughed so hard at this. That’s clever. Thank you. xD
It’s now a type of Nerf ammo.
You can probably use it in a 3d printer
What did you just call my wife???
Print my own baby. Life starts at boot up!
Spooling up filament straight out of my urethra.
Knuckle Children deserve long & fruitful lives!
PERSONHOOD FOR KNUCKLE CHILDREN NOW!!
So recycle, gotcha.
So the pee isn’t stored in the balls, but the microplastics are
There’s microplastics in your urine too.
Wait so microplastics in one ball, pee in the other?
Sometimes they switch places to keep you guessing
The micro pees are in the micro P’s
PVC is stored in the balls.
So is RoundUp according to an article I read a few days ago.
All by design. The powers that be want to limit the world population. Slow kill is a tool.
BTW, in testicles like sperm? Or somehow melded to the organs?
Which is why reproductive rights are being stripped away? Can’t have it both ways.
Live in the U.S.?
Check all the ingredients of everything you eat and drink. You bathe with, you wash dishes with, you wash clothes with, you use for lawn care etc… Even medications are forms of slow kill. All of which is approved by governing bodies like the FDA.
So can we call them plasticles now?
These were the testicles, here are the resulticles.
When they’re made of plastic, they’re called nuticles.
If the researchers are pretty, I would like to have my testicles in that study.
We’ve obviously seen a lot of studies about the proliferation of microplastics. They seem to be in practically everything and everyone to an almost cellular level. Are there any modern studies or even just hypotheses for what the actual effects are? Has it just not been long enough for us to gather data?
Yes. Dr Shanna Swan wrote a book about it called Countdown. She’s proven that it is having a direct impact on our reproductive system as an endocrine disruptor.
Eh, humanity is overrated anyway. I’m not an extinctionist, but if we wipe ourselves out that would pretty funny and appropriate.
Honestly after watching society and social media for the last few years…just go ahead and demolish the planet to build the bypass.
Thanks for the fish.
The only way to improve the climate is to dramatically decrease the human population. If plastics are good at it, I say USE MORE PLASTICS!!!
This is just not true, it’s 4 companies driving almost alll climate impacting technologies, human population has been stabilizing across the board and human race is projected to peak at 10 billion.
We have the resources to accommodate that number. It’s our technology, not the people and it’s fucking corporations.
Human population should peak below 1B.
Ah yes, im sure you have many figures and sources of why that is a fact
…and it’s totally not your opinion “that human bad and number must go down because I’m smart and cynical”
Sure, yo go first.
I started 3D printing all the shit for a reason!
The problem is that plastics are not stable. They are constantly breaking down and releasing an array of chemicals in the process. Great, now they’re inside us too. Oh. They’re inside everything else too so yay?
Microplastics are midi-chlorian without the Force. They connect us to all that lives.
The problem might be that if they’re everywhere there’s no control group without them, so it’s hard to say if an effect is actually caused by microplastics or not.
In a laboratory setting, presumably you could makeq conditions clean enough to grow a cell culture that is free from micro plastics. But that isn’t going to tell you much about systemic effects like in an organ or body.
Maybe you could breed mice in a clean room. Not sure what the generational half life of microplastics is…
The alternative you could probably test is levels of Microplastics. Grow a number of colonies with varying levels of microplastics and compare between them.
I have a hypothesis that the proliferation of microplastics could be related to the rising cancer rates in young people nobody can yet explain.
At very least, people should stop microwaving plastic containers.
If they looked all colorful like confetti when it came out like in the pic I might be ok with it lol
I want the optional rainbow cum output too. Tired of Factory White
Wait, that’s not how gay men jizz?
That’s… disappointing.
I’d prefer it to be not quite as spiky though.
Rubber balls and liquor.
Our dicks are now reclassified as Nerf Guns.
Can mine be the BallZooka? It shot like 30 balls in 10 seconds.
Which is why politicians are not all that concerned about it.
Is that how polyester girls are created?
Barbie girls man. It was right there for the taking.
They’re both OK tracks.
Polyester girl is a bit more adult oriented compared to barbie girl.
My bad I had no idea that was a song.
No worries at all :)
Unaware of the reference, your thought makes perfect sense.
Thanks for being a positive netizen!
The human testicles had a plastic concentration almost three times higher than that found in the dog testes: 330 micrograms per gram of tissue compared with 123 micrograms. Polyethylene, used in plastic bags and bottles, was the most common microplastic found, followed by PVC.
So my balls are to 1/3 made of plastic?
Yours, sure.
Ummm there are 1,000,000 micrograms in a gram so 330 micrograms per gram is 0.033% not 33%.
But I imagine Lance Armstrong is averaging about 50% so who knows.
This is true. I had mine tested, and there was one of my testicles that had way more microplastics than the other two.
Tested for what?
They are testes. They are still there.
How does that answer their question in any way??
Whoosh.
It’s really a bad joke and people are jerks for not explaining it.
Someone who rents a place is a renter or a rentee. The testicle is still there because it was just a testee. Or something like that.
Tenant
That doesn’t make sense in the context of the joke.
Ligma
Who the fuck is Steve Jobs?
For the genetic disorder responsible for giving him three testicles
Left?
guess i gotta take them off then
I’m gettin mine removed in 3 weeks
hell yea rid yourself of those micro plastics
Good for you! I still have mine, but they were disconnected a few years back, much happier with them now and I hope you will be too
What I love about this is the canceling out of the unholy intersection of ideas in the Republican Party of forced birth and environmental deregulation.
All the evil billionaires need a plethora of desperate people so the veil of the Christian sanctity of life thing gets trotted out and behind the scenes they want maximum profit so they tear down any limit or mitigation of the collateral damage their industries cause, and wouldn’t you know it: turns out you can’t have both things. Poetic justice, really. Almost a valid argument for the existence of an Illuvitar like being.
Definitely the signs of a healthy civilization