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Carnegie Hall here we come
Carnegie Hall here we come
I wish Gore had won, every other headline wouldn’t be about the impending climate doom and what we’re not doing to stop it
Oh wait, he DID win and the fucking court stole it
That’s the problem. When the tech bros have more money than a king, who’s to stop them?
This is where we got MSG round brown Ross and his happy little mountains after he stoped yelling, never stopped being an American veteran
How you gonna attack happy little mountain brushes?
I thought that was a Mexican border only thing, turns out European leaders do the same shitty fear monger
I guarantee every coastie wants to rescue live folks, color doesn’t matter in the sea. It’s the politicians saying no to human lives
French is not one of my languages so thank you for doing the due diligence
Sláinte
I think the Brits have it right with BBC. It’s not perfect but everyone pays a tiny bit and it funds news and dedicated programming
What we really need is to reinstate the Fairness Doctorine and stare straight at fox
There is one and only one way to deal with Nazis
Add pugs who live and die choking for breath every minute, selective breeding is not always a good thing just cause it’s cute
(Neither your chihuahuas or pugs are cute, no not even you in the pink outfit with money)
They want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers
-Carlin
You’re supposed to pay tithes and have babies to support the child grooming cult Lord’s work until you can’t tithe anymore.
Cmon, if he didn’t invent leukemia then why would all those pediatric oncologists need therapy from psychiatric colleagues? He’s just a miraculous job creator.
Unfortunately he’s gonna need just a little more money
Before that everyone spoke the same language, when they built a tower too high god scattered everyone and made them all unable to understand each other.
Somehow though, in every language he NEEDS MONEY!
Jail = makes $$$
Help = costs $
The math is clear.
That’s a shame cause he is by far the best legacy from Jon’s Daily Show and HBO money lets him do all kinds of wacky shit
Strong enough to be hit by a train full speed too IIRC, plus if we actually built Yucca Mtn anyone getting within 500 miles of Fallon is getting vaporized over the sand long before they can try busting any bunkers
🛎️ SHAME!
Maybe a bit of flogging?
Yes. Famous respecter of closed doors, our feline friends.
HOW‽ If I could I would
Shiny and food are the only words a dragon ever needs to learn