I can’t help but think of this.
Ive gotten 4 notifications from sammy sung advising me they have updated their TOS. never used to get those
But they’ll see me shirtless.
And how much poop I get on my hands with my clumsy wipe
If you sit the proper way around you can’t see other people anyway, so just pretend you’re alone.
While enjoying your cookies
Milk and comic book
Now there’s at least three of us: you, me and George Costanza.
Actual nightmare material.
One persons nightmare is another persons fetish.
This might be a prison.
I’m pretty sure this has that fancy transitioning glass, when you lock the door it goes opaque.
That’s what they want you to believe.
Hmm, what happens if there’s a power outage? Or is dark the default state and it needs power to be clear?
Needs power to go clear, otherwise opaque/frosted
Don’t forget the cameras
but it’s for your own safety
Need ta check ya ayzzhole
I’m a big boy
I tend to always read these, both when I sign up and when there are changes. Idk if I ever felt that it changed significantly at all from what I expected originally. They are “updated” annually and when a new law passes so usually it is no change or something about the new law. Basically usually if you consented to the original privacy policy, updates are unlikely to have anything surprising and new to change your mind. I guess unless it went from none to some/a lot of shared data!
Lately, all Ive been getting are changes involving arbitration. Shit, I even got one from a fucking grocery store app.
How it’s not illegal to bypass the friggin justice system…
I know this bathroom, they have the stalls, you sit down and your head peeks over the top of the walls. I guess they expected everyone to be very short? I’m not even six foot so I don’t know. I think of it as the social shitter.
If I remember, it’s pink.
There’s public washrooms like this in a mall in Seattle, or at least there was a few years back. Half height stalls. When one is sitting the walls only come up to your elbows. One of the most bizarre setups for a public bathroom I’ve seen in my travels.
Poor Shaq if he ever has to use those
“We value our customers privacy”
“Privacy is our top priority”
“We and our 895 marketing partners value your privacy very much”
“We value our customers privacy”
I mean, I can imagine that. I’m sure they know the exact market value of every behavioral data point they can extract from me and the negative impact my desire for privacy has on that value.
(*) where is doesn’t stand in the way of profit
Hey, at least they’re transparent.
You’re right, that’s unrealistic.
If those stall dividers were fully opaque with a one-way mirror acting as the wall behind them all, that would be more like it.
Transparency is key
“We value our customers’ privacy - it’s our main revenue stream!”
We value your privacy, we share your data with all of our 762 partners!
It is honestly disgusting when they list the number of parties, especially when you see 100+ vendors on the “Legitimate purpose” toggle. Fuck off you have a legitimate purpose to my browsing.
“it’s called being transparent. Oh no, not for us”
Why is there no paper or bidets…
Asking the real questions…
Enshitification, literally