Water is wet. Fire is hot.

I don’t need to wait for midlife, I have a crisis daily.

Worker productivity has increased so drastically that most Millennials have already started their midlife crisis.

A lot of the older gen that thrive are now dying. it does it worse though the younger you are.

I’d still prefer to have my 20 year old back though. I’d take the rest as well if it’s too much of a hassle just replacing the spine.