Tell them I always wore crocks.
It don’t get that cold.
It’s a point of pride.
For me it’s comfort. I’d rather deal with being a little cold outside over being too hot inside, especially if I’m only outside for a half hour tops.
This is the way.
Given your perpetuation of one of the most annoying parts of reddit I don’t believe your username at all!
I am not fond of how they conduct their business… but that wasn’t as good nickname 😃
Lol, is there a character limit for Lemmy usernames?
Don’t think so but reddit_should_not_treat_developers_and_their_userbase_like_shit_for_profit doesn’t roll off the tongue as smoothly
This is the way.
Massive respect
I wear shorts because my body saw the “sweat” in sweatpants and took it as a challenge for all pants.
If his legs had to be amputated would he just wear shorter shorts?
If his shorts always cover half his legs, how many amputations would it take before he has 0 leg?
This is known as the Chino’s Paradox
Yes. Must. Have. Exposed. Stumps.
I know a guy who always wears shorts, even in freezing winter temperatures. Hell, he got married in shorts.
You know my brother?!
There is hope ?
We’re gonna drop shit on our pants, it’s gonna be ketchup, or grease, or oil, or something, you wanna walk around with stained pants, or do you wanna walk around with stained shorts. It’s a no brainer.
I’m kinda like that, except with jean pants instead of shorts
Same! I had a few leg surgeries as a kid and liked to cover the scars, but even now that they’re faded, I like just picking out some jeans and not having to think about it. I’ve never really had an issue with my legs getting too hot, either, though where I live it’s cold more often than not.
*jants
Jorts
I read about the guy who lost his legs because he fell asleep in his car with wet socks on a cold night.
Only white dude things.
All my shorts have elastic waists.
I’ll never go back to a belt .
You need to try a pair of suspenders with your shorts. Soooo fashionable, you will be a trend setter!
Postie legs! I am a proud owner of some Royal Mail branded shorts and I occasionally cosplay as a postie with my hot Scottish legs.
Do postman shorts last longer than other types of shorts? Is there a special shop they get them from?
I keep wearing massive holes in the crotches of mine. It’s only my undercrackers that stop my plums dangling out.
Pretty sure they’re issued to staff and you can’t buy them, they do seem to be higher quality than the usual corporate branded sheite. Had them for a few years now and my plums remain well secured.
Doesn’t even get cold in England any more. I’ve worn long trousers like twice in the last 4 years, and both times were for funerals.
Am I the only person who wears jeans the whole year?
I found my people
I’m a school bus driver and I pick up many kids in Winter wearing only Summer clothes and no coats. What amuses me the most is how much energy they put into complaining about how cold it is. I guess that’s how they stay warm.