Swinging it around like a helicopter ❤️
I remember seeing this one about 30 times on reddit. Sitting, cuz my wee is weird
I sit cause I’ve lived with females for the past 8 years and honestly it just saves a lot of hassle and when you’re 6ft its easy to miss
At home where I have to clean it I sit down and even give a little pat with a square of toilet paper.
At work I piss on the floor.
Just the floor? 😏
Well my boss pisses on me so it’s just trickle down etiquette.
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime
That’s why the toilet is on his left thigh.
Ah, you’re the reason the floor is always wet!
I only stand to pee when I’m in the shower.
This is the way.
Unless in public and it’s more convenient it’s always best to pee sitting down.
I sit on the toilet “backwards” so I have a little shelf to set my phone and snacks.
snacks 🤢🤮
Honestly, valid.
It’s nice to know there are gatekeepers in the trans community too
This meme isn’t even about trans people, it’s about femboys 😭
I intended no judgement. All peeing positions are accepted here 🫶
That’s not what your meme says
I pee in a toilet
Piss sitting down but shit standing up.
Do you wipe standing or sitting?
Wipe?
After shitting, yes.
They eat a high fibre diet and shoot it out like a torpedo.
I usually pee standing up, however I prefer to use stalls because I like privacy, I never use urinals.
Seriously though, why the fuck do urinals exist?
I have no clue, probably something to do with them taking up less space and being faster to use, though I’m not really sure the speed benefit is that great.
both :3
both :3
planks across the toilet horizontally
At the same time?
naturally :3
As a cis male, I sit at home. I don’t trust public toilet cleanliness, so I’ll stand. Having a prince Albert does create some weird trajectories depending on flow rate so I tend to make a mess while standing.
I get it if you don’t want to answer but how much did that piercing hurt?
I sit at home and when visiting someone as a guest. No mess, no cover positioning arguments, everyone’s happy for a meager cost of me potentially forgetting that this was supposed to be a quick in’n’out and writing this comment instead of rejoining the boring dystopia outside.
Slav squat.
Definitely in team sit.
It’s more comfy. You’re not staring at a wall, which is good for those who benefit from constant stimuli. There’s no cleanup from splashes due to the larger height difference, surrounding area stays clean for longer. And as a bonus for some, it feels more feminine.
Meanwhile XKCD on staring at the wall