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So long. And thanks for all the fish.
And loaves.
It’s the most layered joke I’ve ever come up with. Pretty proud of it, ngl.
Lol.
“Don’t trust the Jews”
Given that Chinese fortunes aren’t fortunes and are usually proverbs…it’ll probably be something like “You can walk on water too, if it’s cold enough.”
“That wasn’t chicken”
Fortune Cookies are American, not Chinese.
Yeah well so is Chinese food
“After some initial trouble, you will ascend to new heights”
Edit: just realised that’s a bit dark if it was Judas’s fortune…
“Hang in there! You’re going to really nail your next undertaking.”
He who goes to sleep with itchy butthole wakes up with smelly finger
They probably weren’t literate.
🏛️🗡️✝️👉👉
I just want to know if the loto numbers were any good.