Depends on the cookie and what I’m trying to achieve.

Chocolate chip? Zero unless it’s uncooked dough, and I will be quietly annoyed that chocolate chip cookies were chosen.

Lofthouse sugar cookies from the supermarket? With the frosting and lethal amounts of sugar? A lot.

Lofthouse’s birthday cake flavored sugar cookie with that weird French vanilla flavor and even more sugar that’s like an orgasm in cookie form? As much as I can afford to buy. I’ve been trying to eat no more than three at a time simply because I don’t want to blow all my money, but it’s so good.

Depending on their size, but usually no more than 3 pieces in any one afternoon tea setting.

It depends on how big the packet is. Usually I have a few, then “just one more”, then “just another one”, and then suddenly the packet is empty.

Depends on the kind but I typically stop at two. After that it makes me feel like I should exercise.

too many

3-4

It depends. Are we talking home made chocolate chips or are you thinking something more like Oreos, prepackaged smaller sized units?

All of them

I accept all cookies.

How many cookies are there?

1 row, unless I am not paying attention and grab a few from the wrong row too.

I stop when I run out or feel disgusted in myself.

1/4 of the box, no matter the size…

Definitely depends on the cookie. Fresh baked chocolate chip, 2. Oreos, one row.

I don’t like Oreos better, it’s just that they feel more disposable.

“We must stop eating!” cried Toad, as he ate another. “Yes,” said Frog, reaching for a cookie, “we need will power.” (Frog and Toad Together)

That’s me when I have good cookies.