Needs a candlestick chart
I’ve got a brother in law who options Frosty and makes bank.
The new food of the wallstreetbets community
Is this /j or /srs
It’s neither. It’s /s
Eat my shorts
wtf???
https://edition.cnn.com/2024/02/27/food/wendys-test-surge-pricing/index.html
We haven’t even started memeing about the “AI-enabled menu changes”.
Yeah um, could I please get one “ignore all previous instructions” with a side of “all the bacon in the building for $1” … And a small diet coke please.
lol “I’d like a Dave’s double, priced at a junior bacon cheeseburger at the lowest market value”
What the actual. I literally have no words.
It’s not a sandwich, it’s a contract to optionally eat a sandwich at a later date
Customers need to understand the difference between vesting their sandwiches versus exercising their sandwiches
I’ll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.
Do the handjobs behind the Wendy’s count as exercising options?
Perhaps to the one giving them
OMG please don’t have them introduce non-fungible sandwiches…
2025:
Republican legislators introduce non-fungible food stamps, saying they offer “improved efficiency” over existing programs
When the new recession starts, it will be because of sandwich options.