🥞 Happy Pancake Day 🥞
[Storm Warning]
Godnat
Ended up pulling out a book because sleep is for the people with air cons.
Turns out Touched by an Angel (ten year old Doctor Who novel) still holds up, and actually is better than I remembered. Who knew?
Some of those scifi series like Dr Who books are written by really good and now famous authors, using fake names. It’s reliable income in a trade that’s notorious for variability.
@CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone - To the tune of Shia LeBoeuf
Unable to sleep
Try Prof Brian Cox
The heat makes you weep
it’s Prof Brian Cox
Desperate to count sheeep…
Dulcet toned professor Prof Brian Cox.
I like it
⏰Kick her in the guts Barry⏰
Pain. 😵💫
Breakfast 🍏🍎🍐🍊🍋🍈🫐🍓🍇🍉🍌🍒🍑🥭🍍🥥🥦🥑🫛🍆🍅🥝🥬🥒🌽🥕🥐🍠🫚🥔🧅🥯🍞🥖🥨🧀🧇🥞🧈🍳🥚🥓🥩🍗🍖🫓🍕🍟🍔🌭🥙🧆🌮🌯🥗🍲🍜🍝🥘🍛🍣🍱🥟🦪🍥🍘🍚🍙🐠🍤🪼🦀🐙 🍗🥮🍢🍡🍧🍰🧁🥧🍦🍨🎂🍮🍭🍬🍫🥜🌰🍪🍿🍯🥛☕️🍵🍺🍶🥤🧋🧃🥂🍷🥃🍸🍹🧉🔋
I probably woke up ten times last night
Iced coffee and all the cold things please.
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Aaaaahhh. That’s truly delicious. Thank you.
A fruit smoothie (no watermelons, pineapples, or disgusting bananays), smoked salmon, and THE POWER OF GOD (useless or otherwise) to get me through this day, particularly in 2 hours time where I’ll be driving a minivan to the airport and then into the CBD itself at peak hour with some potentially cranky passengers.
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Pancakes pancakes pancakes please
And another four hours sleep in a cool dry place for the chef.
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💤 thank you
A beautiful brekky for every fire fighter in regional areas today. Got a mate I’m more than a little worried about.
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I slept from about 10 til 2, then had about one more hour of sleep after that 😴 busy day at work today too blargh. I’ll take… Three red bulls, a double espresso shot, and an electric eel up my bum
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An entire slushie machine of margarita please
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Thank hic you
Nice and cool out here waiting for the tram. The coolm before the scorchm.
You might remember I joked yesterday about having to hide the AC remote from the wife? Yeah she went to bed with a heat pack last night.
Haha my wife was under a blanket on the couch when watching TV last night too. I wish I had their resilience to the heat!!!
Wind is picking up. And its bin day here, so expecting a lot of incidental rubbish on the street later today. Of all days.
It was a bloody warm breeze at 6am as well.
Fuck. The bins!
Aahhh have a newbie who needs the office because they haven’t got home internet sorted and I need to go in too to be a good team leader and not make them the only team person braving the weather but I DON’T WANNA go out there…
I hope they have good air condiitoning at your work. That’d be the only saving grace.
They do and it’s very pleasant now I am actually here.
My complaint about the heat is being up all night pissing after smashing water all day.
Everybody has had their brains cooked. An asleep boyo informed me he need to go walk the crayfish.
Channelling the Mock Turtle’s song in Alice in Wonderland. Given that lobsters and crayfish are pretty much the same.
“Will you walk a little faster?” said a whiting to a snail. "There’s a porpoise close behind us, and he’s treading on my tail. See how eagerly the lobsters and the turtles all advance! They are waiting on the shingle — will you come and join the dance? Will you, won’t you, will you, won’t you, will you join the dance?
“You can really have no notion how delightful it will be, When they take us up and throw us, with the lobsters, out to sea!” But the snail replied “Too far, too far!” and gave a look askance— Said he thanked the whiting kindly, but he would not join the dance. Would not, could not, would not, could not, would not join the dance.
“What matters it how far we go?” his scaly friend replied. "There is another shore, you know, upon the other side. The further off from England the nearer is to France— Then turn not pale, beloved snail, but come and join the dance? Will you, won’t you, will you, won’t you, won’t you join the dance?
Who’s ready to roast a fkn live again!
Top of the list for the next house, proper A/C and ventilation.
If you’re a fan of Mrballen then good news is he’s back on all podcast platforms now.
He’s a great story teller, it was a shame he went sub-only, but he’s got to make a living like the rest of us. I can only find his new pod ‘Medical Mysteries’ but not his true crime series.
All his back catalogue is definitely back. He had a short message on medical mysteries and when I checked it was all there. I use castbox for my podcasts but it’s on Spotify too.
Found it! I had to unsub/resub for the episodes to list again in Podcast Addict. Thanks for the heads up!
Cheers mate.
I like those Chris’ Dips that come in the little terracotta pots. However, don’t get them delivered if you order groceries online. I think they spend a bit too much time in the back of the truck out of the fridge. They can be one of the few reasons I leave the house to buy groceries.
I got a ripped open laundry powder in my latest delivery… spilled everywhere inside
Mine is bread. They always manage to squish it
I always get dented cans and things close to expiry
Yep. Cream that won’t even last the week is pretty standard.