The cock
Chicken: Fine, I’ll tell you.
Scientists, anxious and excited: yes?
Chicken: … The rooster. And then he asked for a sandwich and fell asleep before he could eat it.
Ba dump pshhh
Your mom
For supposed scientists, they seem awfully ignorant about how evolution works.
The first chicken was the offspring of a proto-chicken and as such, the egg has to have come first.
Also, Proto-Chicken would make for a good band name or online handle IMO 😁
Mechanically Separated Chicken was a punk band at my highschool lol
My foster brother’s middle school had a band called Chicken By Product. Haha
The egg, but it was laid by something that was not quite a chicken.
This is correct.
Are you sure about that order? Because this implies that chickens are going to evolve into giant hairless man eating lizards.
I for one welcome our new giant hairless man eating lizard overlords
It’s a pendulum of evolution. Or it’s a flipped image. Your pick. The first one’s way more exciting tho.
Animorphs reboot looking great
I came. Semen
The answer is, and always has been…Your Mom!
I’m glad to know you’ve been a considerate lover to Mama. She’s had a lot of selfish men in her life, and while I don’t love thinking about her sex life, at least I know in that one respect she’s had someone with some consideration and grace.
No one ever asks if it is a chicken egg, so clearly it’s the egg.