Wow, 80% against. I never knew this data existed. I’d love to see the study.
It’s printed on the inside of the shirt, but good luck with that.
I tried looking it up but only found some vtubers summary, sorry that its a video but they are making some good points actually.
Seems not getting married favors the men in a relationship more than the women. But I’m happy people are discovering what works for them.
Seems not getting married favors the men in a relationship more than the women
Not really, no. Married men live longer than unmarried ones on average and widows live longer than widowers.
Then again, that’s just the average and every marriage is different from others. Except those of Larry King. Those were same.
Who is thinking that long term? Oooh, I want to get married because when I’m old and senile with brittle bones and no longer have my independence, I’ll get to sit in misery in the nursing home four extra years. Yeah, that argument doesn’t work.
In the short term, men on average have more income and are more likely to spend it on Instant gratification. I can see how it would look tempting.
Good thing I memorized that URL.
Don’t need the URL when Lemmy sync shows a thumbnail alongside the URL.
And a warning when you click on it
Didn’t work for me. How do you turn that on?
It’s in the settings.
I didn’t expect to be faced with the presence of genius today, but here we are.
🤣
The study is printed on the back of the shirt
I’m certain it’s much higher than 20 years ago but 80% is a huge stretch. The majority of the people I know in their 30s are married.
Putting aside the weirdness of human relationships this implies, I can’t get over the idea that women are stealing in at the dead of night, killing a whole pig, and they taking like a very small amount of meat to make a sausage. Like you can absolutely milk a cow and it will have more milk, this feels like a completely different level.
That’s a lot of text for a fuckin shirt yo
1 minute read.
I mean…1 minute read is a lot for a shirt but also…how the hell did that take you an entire minute? Lol
It didn’t, I was rounding up.
Lol sure.
It’s really not that much text, I promise you. Even if you give it a half a minute, you might be able to read it.
Give it a try!
I believe in you!
You’re the one who came along and said it took a minute to read and then backtracked when everybody pointed out that that’s pathetically slow. Don’t try to insult the reading abilities of others when you, without even meaning to, told on yourself so plainly.
Yes, that’s what happened. You’re forgetting the part where everyone clapped.
Yes, staring at a shirt from an angle that would require you to be moments from motorboating someone (presumably a stranger) for even 30 seconds is a perfectly reasonable thing and not at all creepy.
It’s a bad shirt.
See an eye doctor
whatever, dipshit
… surely you’re fishing for this kind of reply with a username like that :P
I am honest and self-report. The only fishing I do is for other dipshits, and it looks like I caught one!
Why buy a t-shirt when you can share the meme online for free?
I don’t even know what’s the point of that thing
Just another attempt to pit men and women against each other.
I hope they’re all oiled up while being pitted against each other 😋
You son of a bitch, I’m in.
Husbands and Wives are natural enemies. Like Englishmen and Scots.
Reproduction.
I know, shocking.
Women talk shit until they need something off the top shelf.
Don’t worry they will use a step stool, after all, they know where they put it away.
No they won’t, because the step stool is 3 feet away and I’m 10 feet away. So naturally I’m the better choice.
About every 3rd time I’m in the grocery store, I get asked to reach something for someone.
Women talk shit.
This sounds like good news for both parties. I’m happy these people are in agreement!
See a woman with this shirt
Squint and stare intently at her chest
Put on glasses
Continue staring at her chest
I have dyslexia
Can confirm. Sausage is little.
Meme: For all those men who say “Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?” Here’s an update for you. Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage…”
People ITT: That’s a crazy amount of text to read, on a shirt? Really, that’s so much. It’s crazy someone would put so much text on a shirt. It’s like a novel, you know? So much text. Also 80%? yeah that can’t be right because women need men! omg women so crazy. Put all this text on a shirt because they think someone’s going to read it. They aren’t going to read it, there’s just so much text! Right guys?! I know… it’s a lot of text. Crazy someone would read all this text, let alone on a shirt. Like no one is really going to take the time to read all of the text, you know? It’s just … women crazy you know? Lol. So much text no one gonna read it… (continues for another 7 pages)
ITT: “Don’t complain about the amount of words on a shirt, which people can only read in passing or by staring at your body, if you can’t write your Internet forum lemmy comment complaint in fewer words, therefore also being shirt-worthy”
Do you know the difference between reading a shirt and staring at someone’s body? Do you think the person who wears this shirt understands the difference?
Do you think people who wear shirts with lots of words will get upset if someone reads their shirt with lots of words?
Do you think the people who wear these shirts use it an example to try to shame people when they try to read the shirt?
If the message in the meme weren’t on a shirt, would you have made a comment about it? What would that comment be?
Would any of this be different if the genders were reversed? Why?
Shirt Too Long
Many Words Not Funny
I mean, if you honestly believe the only reason to get married (whether your a man or a woman) is for the sex, then I fully support your decision to avoid it.
Certainly not the only reason, but its really nice to be with someone you’ve emotionally bonded with sleeping next to you every night, rather than just playing drunk people lottery at the singles bar.
Sex with a person you’re in love with is… really good. And you’re not going to be in your 20s forever, so you might as well find someone you enjoy being around when you’re not naked while you’re springing from one mattress to another.
Even when I was in my slutty phase, enjoying being around a woman while not in the nip was a requirement. Everything is better when you can relate to one another.
This is desperate cringe.
Lol. She doesn’t know what she said beyond “haha smol peepee.”
I thought that meant the frequency not the size.
But it’s ok bro, girls like them in all sizes. You’ll get it one day.
20% apparently
It’s comments like this that speak to the 80% figure being accurate.
Imagine writing all of that on a shirt lmao
This is “woman who’s gone through two divorces, three times as many plastic surgeries, and no longer works” energy
“Good thing your chest is flat enough for me to read that whole thing.”
