• Baggie@lemmy.zip
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    10 months ago

    Putting aside the weirdness of human relationships this implies, I can’t get over the idea that women are stealing in at the dead of night, killing a whole pig, and they taking like a very small amount of meat to make a sausage. Like you can absolutely milk a cow and it will have more milk, this feels like a completely different level.

  • Liz@midwest.social
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    10 months ago

    This sounds like good news for both parties. I’m happy these people are in agreement!

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    10 months ago

    See a woman with this shirt

    Squint and stare intently at her chest

    Put on glasses

    Continue staring at her chest

    I have dyslexia

  • 𝕯𝖎𝖕𝖘𝖍𝖎𝖙@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    Meme: For all those men who say “Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?” Here’s an update for you. Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage…”

    People ITT: That’s a crazy amount of text to read, on a shirt? Really, that’s so much. It’s crazy someone would put so much text on a shirt. It’s like a novel, you know? So much text. Also 80%? yeah that can’t be right because women need men! omg women so crazy. Put all this text on a shirt because they think someone’s going to read it. They aren’t going to read it, there’s just so much text! Right guys?! I know… it’s a lot of text. Crazy someone would read all this text, let alone on a shirt. Like no one is really going to take the time to read all of the text, you know? It’s just … women crazy you know? Lol. So much text no one gonna read it… (continues for another 7 pages)

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      10 months ago

      ITT: “Don’t complain about the amount of words on a shirt, which people can only read in passing or by staring at your body, if you can’t write your Internet forum lemmy comment complaint in fewer words, therefore also being shirt-worthy”

      • 𝕯𝖎𝖕𝖘𝖍𝖎𝖙@lemmy.world
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        10 months ago

        Do you know the difference between reading a shirt and staring at someone’s body? Do you think the person who wears this shirt understands the difference?

        Do you think people who wear shirts with lots of words will get upset if someone reads their shirt with lots of words?

        Do you think the people who wear these shirts use it an example to try to shame people when they try to read the shirt?

        If the message in the meme weren’t on a shirt, would you have made a comment about it? What would that comment be?

        Would any of this be different if the genders were reversed? Why?

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    10 months ago

    I mean, if you honestly believe the only reason to get married (whether your a man or a woman) is for the sex, then I fully support your decision to avoid it.

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      9 months ago

      Certainly not the only reason, but its really nice to be with someone you’ve emotionally bonded with sleeping next to you every night, rather than just playing drunk people lottery at the singles bar.

      Sex with a person you’re in love with is… really good. And you’re not going to be in your 20s forever, so you might as well find someone you enjoy being around when you’re not naked while you’re springing from one mattress to another.

      • nickwitha_k (he/him)@lemmy.sdf.org
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        9 months ago

        Even when I was in my slutty phase, enjoying being around a woman while not in the nip was a requirement. Everything is better when you can relate to one another.

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      10 months ago

      This is “woman who’s gone through two divorces, three times as many plastic surgeries, and no longer works” energy