As asked.
In debt, in love and a bit drunk.
I don’t know whos that is, but it’s the best. But more in line with the question : I want to see it come. That is my wish.
At age 92.
From a gunshot wound.
Fired by an outraged husband.
Instantly somehow. Or in some kind of heroic last stand situation.
“In my own bed, with a belly full of wine and a maiden’s mouth around my cock, at the age of eighty.”
What a beautiful quote.
Me too, Tyrion. Me too buddy.
I drink and I know things
I don’t know how, but I hope I die better than I’ve lived.
Death by snu snu
Well xou probably starve to death lost in a giant space neandertal’s vagina. Probably not as good as you think.
Not going to lie, I’m hard right now.
Thank you, SatansMaggotyCumFart, for your substantial contribution.
Sorry to disappoint but it’s very small.
Like a little mushroom in a shag carpet even when erect.
Battling aliens on a different planet. Is that too much to ask for?
Best I can do is battling cats in an alley
… but it’s a really weird alley.
I don’t really care so long as it doesn’t hurt.
I want my death to be something remarkable that people remember as a really weird event. Nothing violent - just remarkable.
In my sleep in 90 years.
What about your passengers though? ;)
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my uncle, not screaming in terror like his passengers.
Not likely though.
Completely unaware of my impending fate, in some way that my cats will have uninterrupted care.
So, in your sleep and then they eat your face while they wait for housekeeping?
If my cats eat me after I’m dead, what do I care? And I’ve actually discussed this with my friends and they know I’m okay with it and not to blame the cats.
@athos77 I’m not trying to monkey paw you.
I always say to my cat, if anything happens to us, remember you can eat us. It’s actually reassuring in a way.
Oh, I didn’t think you were! It’s just I know that with wild animals, they’ll kill them if they say humans, and I’ve known people who are squicked out by the idea of having a pet that might’ve eaten someone. And I wanted to (a) let my friends know if was okay with me and (b) feel out their opinions in case someone would be squicked out of it happened. I know that is incredibly unlikely to ever happen, but it is a possibility and I wanted to account for that in whatever arrangements I set up for the cats.
Casualty of the heat death of the universe
Entropy reaching 1.0 will take a really long time. You sure you wanna be hanging around for several quadrillion years given cosmological inflation? That’s a whole lotta nothing for a whole lotta time…
I dunno about the guy you responded to, but speaking for myself, that might actually give me enough time to play through my Steam backlog.
Not at my own hand
We gotta dream big there amigo, stay strong!
Suicide before Alzheimers, on my own terms 🫡