Wait, I live in Pennsylvania. What are we changing it to? “Getfuckedfascists”?
I vote Funkytown
If he wins it’ll probably officially be renamed “Pennsyltucky”
Old York.
Pepe Sylvia.
Transsexual Transylvania
Transsexualvania
The message you replied to was a reference to The Rocky Horror Picture Show
The Democratic Peoples Republic of Trumpistan
“I promise you this, with me at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, no one will lay a finger on your firearms — just as took place for four years when I was your president,”
Trump banned bump stocks, which laid the basis for the pistol brace ban, both of which conservative 2a meisters absolutely love, right? And this was at a NRA conference? I don’t get how people know he did that and hate him for it, but will immediately forget their hatred in order to defend him on any other ground. MAGA is a cult.
“Take the guns first, go through due process second,” Pres Trump, Feb 2018
He was worse for guns than Biden. How the fuck do these people reconcile this shit with their beliefs?
R beside name = good D beside name = bad
I think they write it on the back of their hand just in case too
“HEYY! That’s a blatant foul! Doesn’t the umpire see this? Is he blind?! Wait- what did you say? That’s one of ours? WOOOO GOO TEAM, NO FOUL, USA USA USA!”
The state of politics since ca 300 BCE. Now with nukes!
Being a member of the pro-gun community already requires living in a fantasy. A few more lies and hollow promises shouldn’t be a problem for them.
Turnip: “KJMBNFLDKSJBLAAAARGHHHHH”
News: “60% of Americans now in support of Trumps statement that KJMBNFLDKSJBLAAAARGHHHHH. And this news channel agrees. This is Kent Brockman, Channel 6, signing off, with a KJMBNFLDKSJBLAAAARGHHHHH you, Biden.”
You’re joking, but the covfefe thing was almost more ridiculous, given they pretended it was intentional and claimed that an inside group knew exactly what he meant.
Like, how can you even combat that level of stupidity? You’d need crocodiles to get through to them.
It’s not about the issues. It’s about cheering for your team.
A cult of people with two brain cells fighting for third place.
That’s John Oliver level funny. You should def pitch that to his team if it’s original.
“Hello, Mr. Oliver? A man on Lemmy told me I was born to be a star…”
Gotcha. Definitely not original.
He also has said:
Take the guns first, go through due process second
So yeah…
Biden really needed Trump to set a new water mark after the last couple days, and he came through.
well, this is an escalation. like, this is a big step up from hamberders and Nikki Haley at Jan 6.
When thy change his diaper, they should check for blood.
just referring to pennsylvania as a ‘state’ instead of a ‘commonwealth’ is gonna lose it for ya, dinglebutt.
This! Someone probably told him that it was the commonwealth of Pennsylvania and not to use the word state, and he went off on them and thought they were a liberal plant.
Commonwealth?
Sounds Marxist.
/s
My god, the man is insane. And people are talking about how unfit Biden is because he mixes up world leaders and dates?
He is very vaguely suggesting the Dems will purge all connections to the past. It’s a calculated talking point. He isn’t insane or stupid; he is evil.
It sounds insane and stupid, so I’m not sure that matters.
You couldn’t be more off base. The worst thing to do is to keep dismissing Trump as “stupid.” What possible reason could you have for underestimating him and the rest of the conservative party, especially in their capacity for evil?
It sounds scary, because it’s ridiculous, and yet people believe it anyway. They will believe anything he tells them, and that is very very scary.
Interesting to learn so much about how Fascism works, because of Trump. Making crazy statements, as a type of blind loyalty test is instinctual for fascist leaders. Alienates his followers from normal people, forces them to believe in even crazier things.
And this time around it’s even easy to isolate yourself in an information bubble that completely reinforces your beliefs. Social media is a godsend for fascists.
I would prefer to learn this in a theoretical, not practical, way, thank you very much.
Yep, it’s like toxicology, learning by doing is not advised.
And yet, here we are :(
Meanwhile Trump has never even heard of these people or what happened on those dates…
Instead we get classics like this from the certified genius …
“Person, Woman, Man, Camera, TV. See how smart I am, not many people can remember 5 things…”
and
“that dementia test was quite challenging but I passed it, not many other people would be smart enough to pass it”
They’re both unfit, and it’s a disgrace that you’re basically stuck choosing between these 2. There’s a reasonable chance one of them keels over and dies before the election as well.
It’s pretty clear that one is far more unfit though.
Why do you keep justifying the choices we have, do more.
I mean, sure, but there’s like 300 million other people they could’ve picked instead.
There is surely a very large set of people who could be a better president but the conjunction of that set and the set of people who can become president is empty.
one of them keels over and dies before the election as well.
well, that’s what I’m voting for!
Which, tbh, are already confusing for someone who hasn’t been in the game for decades on end.
I guess I am unfit for office because I forget everyone’s name about 3 minutes after they tell me. If I haven’t met you several times I am just never remembering your name.
My wife took me to a going away party for one of her co-workers where I literally only knew her (obviously) and the neurosurgeon she works for. She introduced me to like 30 people over the course of the evening then would ask days/weeks later “do you remember so and so?” I forgot their names they moment we moved on, lol.
Literally reason #1 why I haven’t run for (local) political office, despite seriously considering it.
If he loses again, what is to stop him trying again in 2028?
I mean, the republican party loves losers, so that would just solidify another run imo. As long as they also take all of their money, and tell them everything is ok.
Atherosclerosis?
A heart attack, god willing
Inshallah
dijon mustard anyone?
This guy rambles like an old man who’s read too much Facebook.
Truth social, Facebook’s meth head relative nobody likes to talk about
Facebook just recommended some idiot claiming Taylor Swift is a dude. I don’t even want to imagine what’s happening over at truth.
He’s just telegraphing that she is okay to kill.
They started at pedophiles, because functionally nobody will defend them, even as people openly advocate their murder.
They’d like to be able to use the same rhetoric with the LGBT community, but they’d lose all their plausible deniabilty. So instead, everyone on their list of undesirables is suddenly a pedophile and therefore okay to kill. It’s why suddenly drag queens, teachers, Biden and anyone else they don’t like is somehow a “groomer”, even as their own ranks get arrested for fucking kids.
This is just another step on the same path. Taylor Swift is a threat to Trump so now she is secretly trans and all her young fans have been groomed.
And somewhere out there is a Republican-voting, unmedicated schizophrenic conspiracy theorist with an AR-15 who knows exactly what to do with a groomer.
Instead he’s the old man rambling and influencing facebook.
He needs to keep the name of Dr. Thaddeus Q. They out of his goddamn mouth
This is the best summary I could come up with:
Former President Donald Trump bizarrely claimed that if he loses Pennsylvania, “they” will change the state’s name.
Trump made the claim in a speech to thousands of members of the National Rifle Association (NRA) in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania on Friday night.
Trump says if he doesn’t win the election, Pennsylvania will cease to exist because ‘they’ will change the name pic.twitter.com/eGyY5GiEMF
In recent years, there have been moves across the United States to address the country’s racist past by renaming places named after controversial historical figures, particularly those with ties to slavery and the Confederacy.
“I promise you this, with me at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, no one will lay a finger on your firearms — just as took place for four years when I was your president,” he said.
President Joe Biden was born in Pennsylvania and won the state against Trump in the 2020 election.
The original article contains 343 words, the summary contains 145 words. Saved 58%. I’m a bot and I’m open source!
What did William Penn do to Trump?
“I promise you this, with me at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, no one will lay a finger on your firearms — just as took place for four years when I was your president,” he said.
You know what’s ridiculous about this? His followers will agree without noticing that Biden and Obama and Clinton didn’t take their precious guns away.
Know what else is ridiculous about it? The Trump administration banned bump stocks in December 2018. Not Congress, the ATF did it. Under Trump.
Biggest federal gun control move since Clinton’s assault rifle ban which was done through legislation.
Not the bump stocks though, Trump took those from the ammosexuals and you don’t hear shit about it anymore.
But muh guns! Day cummins for muh guns!
Right? They have been “coming for your guns” my entire 46 years. That’s one long-term plan they’ve got there!
And trump banned bump stocks
“They will ban pencils from Pennsylvania!!! It will be renamed ‘Pensvania’ and you’ll only be allowed to use a pen!!!”
50% of the American people roar in outrage!
Pencils are literally the devil! Ban ban ban!
Me thinks this man has a few bats in his belfry… a few sandwiches short of a picnic… his elevator doesn’t go to the top … not playing with a full deck
You get the idea.
A couple tacos short of an enchilada plate. All foam, no beer.
Change it to what? Penisveinyeah?
Seconded
The evil libs are gonna rename it Pedovania and kick out all the straight white christians and turn the state into an adrenochrome harvesting child sex facility!
and because we live in a post-poe world, I have to emphasize, emphatically, that this is sarcasm.
Hasn’t he already lost it? Like he’s totally lost his mind.