Alternate title: Find someone who can sit on your face
You have 69 upvotes and it’s perfect, I won’t upvote you instead I’m commenting for awareness
Hung like a horse too.
Seems my mom was right all along. Hey is for horses.
Beautiful. Never give up hope - somewhere there’s a horse out there looking to sit on your chest.
How did the block leave the tetris field entirely? Surely the sad L block would be left alone in the far left corner.
Hold, most of the time the “get the fuck out of here L/J, there’s no space for you” button.
And then I remember right after pressing it that the previous piece I held was the exact same one.
Little known fact: all discarded Tetris pieces are used to build chess boards.
How does the chess board not vanish as it’s completed?
Good question!
The Tetris board is 10 x 20, while a chess board is only 8 x 8. Although if you ever place two chess boards next to each other by accident, you’ll have to buy another, so be careful.
The J is a pretty valid piece. You get the second most score by triple clears with them. It’s those pain in the ass square blocks that can fuck right off.
The final score read backwards is “boobies”
My work is done here
They missed an opportunity to make the level be 69.
This was cute and uplifting :)
Put it all the way to the left with the foot facing up. Gotta build for the next Tetris somehow
I don’t know why, but I always imagine knights moving forward and then left or right, I always get infuriated for some reason when I see their movement described the other way around.
I visualize the vertical move like that, but the horizontal one I see as swooping around behind.
I visualize it the same way
My beloved Ls and Js have been plenty useful in building up for a double t spin or speed comboing a ton of lines really fast to overwhelm someone. Give L and J a little love!
Nobody seems to have noticed the long four block on top, that was put down last turn. It could’ve made three rows and made space for old blue J here.
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