(Assuming the shower is running. Any temperature.)
The best I could come up with was a hot soup, but eventually you’ll get more water then broth. There has to be a better food out there for those hungry showers!
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Some scuba divers train to eat bananas underwater. I suspect that wouldn’t be too bad in the shower
…why do they train that?
The potassium reacts with some of the salt water minerals to help them rapidly float to the surface if they run out of oxygen
That’s a lie isn’t it
Chemist here. All I can say is it’s illegal to lie on the internet.
Hah! If you’d said you were a lawyer I’d have believed you. Idiot. /S
Those fruit puree or yogurt squeeze pouches.
Beer.
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Liquid
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Calories
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Uh…
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Smoothies from a closed-lit container and a straw.
I guess most thing would be fine if it was put in a container.
Not many foods are edible without exposing them to shower water while taking them out, though.
Not many foods are edible without exposing them to shower water while taking them out, though.
I guess I’ve been eating most food wrong then.
sip a nice cold smoothie in a hot shower, that’s perfect
Everyone saying mango because of that meme but the answer is obviously WATERMELON. It’s got water right in the name and is just as messy as mangoes!
Fruit kebab and pacifico in a steaming hot shower.
Something hot in an open bowl sounds like the worst food to eat in a shower TBH.
I’d go with something cold in a tube, like an ice pop. Or maybe a beer in one of those fancy insulated tumblers with a closeable lid.
I drink beers out of cans/bottles while showering regularly. The amount of water that gets into the can/bottle is neglible.
No glass bottles please. We don’t want you to star in any internet videos of horribly disfiguring home accidents, if you slip.
Cured sausage. It doesn’t dissolve or absorb water.
A summer sausage in the shower is one of life’s guilty pleasures.
Perfect pairing with a shower beer
A nice spicy chorizo
What the hell is wrong with people…
My question stands.
In fairness, the place isn’t called “sensible questions”.
Concentrated lemonade…? 😳
- You let it it dilute as you go, as per your taste.
A block of hard cheese…? 😆
- It would be water resistant (waterproof) enough to last the whole shower.
That is an interesting thought experiment that never occurred to me.
For fast eating challenge try cotton candy
Do this if you have ever wanted to identify with a raccoon.
Vegetables and fruits. You’d wash them first anyway.
Beer.
If anyone has not had a shower beer you should try it!
Serious question: what’s up with the whole shower beer thing? I have definitely had a beer in the shower a few times in my life, which could be described as rock bottom or a really fun crazy night…
Is it essentially glass-of-wine-in-the-bathtub selfcare?
For me it was part of pre-gaming. I didn’t feel buzzed but for some reason getting out and being clean and 1 or 2 beers in set up the night. Now I have IBS so no more shower beers
Or just stay in the shower with your shower beer and it ends up being a self cleaning problem.
Is there a shower veer community somewhere on the fediverse?
I hated that the reddit one went from enjoying a beer in the shower to just another place for people to show tits.
Tits are tough to argue with
I like tits, but there was a specific gone wild version for those that wanted to be more explicit. I know I’m probably in the minority, but I didn’t want just another thirst trap.
Back when I smoked I would have a beer and a cig.
But for safety’s sake, please make sure it’s into a can. :)
Chicken wings. When you finish one, just chuck the bone right into the toilet
Support your local plumber!
Life pro-tip: a shower caddy/organizer is also a great holder for your blue cheese or ranch dressing!
Shower orange!!!
