Maven (famous)@lemmy.world to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 months agoI am funniest when I'm on dating apps rulelemmy.worldimagemessage-square26fedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up10arrow-down1imageI am funniest when I'm on dating apps rulelemmy.worldMaven (famous)@lemmy.world to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 months agomessage-square26fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareivanafterall@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up0·8 months agoI’m funniest when I’m alone in my car, after work, thinking about what happened and all of the really funny things I should’ve said. They’re really good.
minus-squareembed_me@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-27 months agoNo thanks but I don’t drink
minus-squareSonnyVabitch@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·7 months agoYou shouldn’t respond while driving home from work.
minus-squarebrbposting@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·7 months ago wit of the staircase: repartee thought of only too late, on the way home Only had to look it up because I always think of my repartees right on time. And obviously we all know the definition of repartee: conversation or speech characterized by quick, witty comments or replies
minus-squareqjkxbmwvz@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·7 months agoOh yeah, really? Well, the jerk store called, and they’re running out of you!
minus-squareShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.onelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·7 months ago“What’s the difference? You’re their all-time best seller.”
I’m funniest when I’m alone in my car, after work, thinking about what happened and all of the really funny things I should’ve said. They’re really good.
L’esprit de l’escalier.
No thanks but I don’t drink
You shouldn’t respond while driving home from work.
Only had to look it up because I always think of my repartees right on time.
And obviously we all know the definition of repartee:
Oh yeah, really? Well, the jerk store called, and they’re running out of you!
“What’s the difference? You’re their all-time best seller.”