Falling is not flying.
Some say you can’t call it " flying" until you land safely. Just sayin’
Does that mean when a plane crashes, it wasn’t flying?
FLIGHT SAFETY INVESTIGATORS HATE THIS ONE TRICK
That went from 0 to 120mph real quick.
When I was younger, I used to say, “if you make a man a fire, he’ll be warm for a night, but if you set a man on fire, he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.”
What changed that you don’t say it anymore?
He lit a man on fire and the man survived. Proving the saying to be wrong.
Buy him a ticket in Row 26 of a Max 9 and you won’t even need to push.
Did you know that you can jump off a plane without a parachute? Only, just once
They did a randomized controlled trial and found that wearing a parachute did not significantly reduce death or major injury when jumping from a plane
I hope you’re joking because the study is super tongue in cheek. They jumped out of an airplane when it was on the ground
My version is different.
Give a man a fish, and it feeds him for the day. Give him a poisoned fish, and it will feed him for the rest of his life.
Give him Fugu served by a novice chef and it might feed him for the rest of his life.
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