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Philo@lemmy.zip to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months ago

Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day. Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.

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Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day. Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.

Philo@lemmy.zip to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months ago
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    Did you know that you can jump off a plane without a parachute? Only, just once

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      They did a randomized controlled trial and found that wearing a parachute did not significantly reduce death or major injury when jumping from a plane

      https://www.bmj.com/content/363/bmj.k5094

      https://www.vice.com/en/article/d3m5d7/are-parachutes-safe-skydiving-deaths-randomized-controlled-trial

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        I hope you’re joking because the study is super tongue in cheek. They jumped out of an airplane when it was on the ground

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