My wife does this all the time, and if I don’t check before I spritz I get an unexpected ball splash.
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Just another reason the bum gun is the best choice.
You actually have to switch modes? Mine just has a lever that goes either forwards or backwards depending on which nozzle you want to use.
That lever is how you’re switching modes
Mine has a dial + lever combo.
Do I need to upgrade my bidet? Ours is one dial for cleaning mode which rotates/plugs the sprayer, and one dial for spray, which is just connected to the valve.
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There is no reason for the toilet seat to ever be up when you enter the bathroom.
You close the lid before you flush, that’s why it exists.
But after flushing I still need to check if I need to use the toilet brush
But I like seeing my turds circle the drain
I don’t like it, but watching the flush can save a whole lot of pain. Clogs suck.
Flushing isn’t exactly silent, though? The toilet getting clogged should make a very noticeably different sound.
This might be different in mostly wooden homes like in the US, but here with stone homes the majority of the noise of flushing comes from the actual water rushing into the bowl plus the tank beginning to refill. The actual drainage causes virtually no noise.
Laziness is a reason
Ok so apparently everyone here has a bidet? What’s a cheap bidet to start with?
Leaving the toilet seat up is moot because the lid should be closed when flushing
One thing I’ve always wondered about bidets: where do you add the soap? If there’s no such thing, then what makes bidets any better than using toilet paper? What’s next, washing your hands without soap?
Personally I rather just risk plumbing issues with butt wipes. And for those particularly nasty shits, I can always hop in the shower and do a quick detail on my asshole with the showerhead and some body wash.
And for those particularly nasty shits, I can always hop in the shower and do a quick detail on my asshole with the showerhead and some body wash.
Really seems like you answered your own question here
Not at all, cause even regular shits should be cleaned off with something beyond just water or paper. Y’all are walking around with smelly, unclean assholes and it’s disgusting.
even regular shits should be cleaned off with something beyond just water or paper
You can do that with a bidet though
So bidets do dispense soap, then? Cause if not, no they can’t.
Like I said, butt wipes is the bare minimum necessary to get clean after a shit. Toilet paper/water alone won’t cut it.
Do showers dispense soap?
Do you take a shower without using soap? What a stupid thing to say.
Why are you hot linking some google images bidet instead of just uploading the image to the post?
alternatively: why are you linking to an image at all and not just making a text post
