My wife does this all the time, and if I don’t check before I spritz I get an unexpected ball splash.

NSFW for potential topic sensitivity I guess.

  • Psythik@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    One thing I’ve always wondered about bidets: where do you add the soap? If there’s no such thing, then what makes bidets any better than using toilet paper? What’s next, washing your hands without soap?

    Personally I rather just risk plumbing issues with butt wipes. And for those particularly nasty shits, I can always hop in the shower and do a quick detail on my asshole with the showerhead and some body wash.

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      10 months ago

      And for those particularly nasty shits, I can always hop in the shower and do a quick detail on my asshole with the showerhead and some body wash.

      Really seems like you answered your own question here

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        10 months ago

        Not at all, cause even regular shits should be cleaned off with something beyond just water or paper. Y’all are walking around with smelly, unclean assholes and it’s disgusting.