“I use Arch btw”
Actual: ChromeOS or Android
Snobby: Ubuntu with Unity
Android is far the best Linux, especially with security and usability
Stock android doesn’t even have a phone app. I’d say GrapheneOS is the best android. And good OK Debian is the best Linux (I don’t have the bandwidth for arch btw)
That’s why android is good. I use a vanilla AOSP
I think ChromeOS is shitty at being linux but perfect for what it’s trying to be. I would hate using it but for 80% of people they probably genuinely don’t need more than a cheapo chrome book and for that it’s great.
You’ve just sent me down another rabbit hole. Thanks man…
This actually looks cool with several robots being supported
If you want a smart vacuum but don’t want to lose your privacy or be reliant on a cloud service, Valetudo is the way to go.
Oracle linux, just tell them your carpet has an unlicensed database.
They want to clean the carpet, not lose the house.
I was invited to a user group where oracle Linux was trying to get more adopters. The coolest thing they had was the ability to update a kernel driver while it was running. In place. Without downtime.
I asked them if they planned on pushing this improvement to the kernel devs and they just gave me a blank face.
Told me everything I needed to know about Oracle Linux. I promptly formatted the thumb drive they gave me for free.
If they released it for free then Ubuntu wouldn’t have Ubuntu Pro to sell subscriptions to.
All of our testing cells at work run Oracle!
I don’t know much about it though.
They actually have an oracle cloud too. It’s used by some companies… And it’s awful.
It’s used by Tony fucking Stark.
I mean, I can suspend disbelief that he is Iron Man and has futuristic fights with aliens
But I cannot believe that same man uses fucking Oracle Cloud.
All of them except Hannah Montana Linux, which is the One True Linux.
This is the only universal truth any Linux user intuitively knows in their heart.
Hannah Montana Linux is the past, RebeccaBlackOS is the future!!
TempleOS is the one TRUE OS
TempleOS is God’s chosen OS, but I don’t live at church. I use TempleOS to pray, and Hannah Montana Linux for personal tasks. That way I get the best of both worlds.
But it isn’t Linux.
I’d say Manjaro but they’d probably DDOS your vacuum on accident.
Anything with systemd :)
After spending a bit of time today debugging a systemd issue I can start to sympathise with this. Not come across or really looked for viable alternatives that aren’t just a return to random bash init scripts though.
Does windows for linux count?
If not, maybe azure linux
Maybe ubuntu since its recommended by microsoft
That Justin Bieber Linux?
(The opposite of Hannah Montana Linux ofc)Noobuntu /s
Void
Get it? Because a vaccuum is a vo–
Manjaro might be good, but you’ll have to adjust the vacuum’s clock every time you want to clean
… My vacuum actually does run Linux.
!It’s a roborock with Valetudo installed so it doesn’t need internet access!<
There are dozens of us! Mine is a Dreame D9 with a custom GLaDOS voice pack that I can change by updating a CVS file.
Also got GLaDOS on my Z10 Pro!
Love Valetudo - it integrates so well with HA and is entirely local.
And suddenly I need a vacuum robot!
macOS
Alternatively: WSL
MacOS is Unix though, not Linux.
(it’s the only non-mainframe OS that’s officially Unix certified)
The various BSDs aren’t UNIX certified?
Nope. There’s a list here: https://www.opengroup.org/openbrand/register/
As far as I know, BSD and Linux are “UNIX-like”, but only MacOS is actually UNIX.
BSD is based on the original UNIX code, and macOS’s kernel is based on FreeBSD specifically. Linux, however, is a clone of UNIX, and therefore “UNIX-like”, as you mentioned, but BSD is actual UNIX.
Thanks for the info. I’m not very familiar with BSD.
Similar to a joke my dad told in the 90’s
If Microsoft ever makes a product that doesn’t suck, it’ll be a vacuum cleaner.
Your dad is a great dadjoker!
