Reminds me of They’re Made out of Meat.
>65% of population can’t digest milk
name their whole taxonomic class of animals after glands that produce milk
Wait fuck this hurts my brain we’re in the titty class?
Holy shitJiggly jugs, batman!Mammals have mammary glands.
Titty class
Yo imagine no titties tho.
All hail the cult of milk 🥛🥛🥛
Slurp slurp slurp it up.
Milk- kinda a big deal
Let’s normalize breastfeeding!
We here on planet Dirt are bad at naming things
I think i will call it something that translates to “Dream Ocean” because it’s pretty
My doctoral school in planetary science had students from a mix of academic backgrounds, so we all had to take astronomy as geology classes. We all went together across town to the observatory to meet the somewhat elderly astronomy professor. When he opened his computer, the screen was filled with hardcore porn. We all sat in silence as he closed it and opened his presentation. He then started his talk, which featured a classical painting of the milky way coming from the breast of Hera. When the picture was on the screen he looked at it for a while, then said “mmm, I like this picture.”
Listen. It takes a lot to out-chill a geologist.
Find an alien that’s barely heard of milk. Now explain cheese.
That would be the most understandable portion of the whole shindig. Fungi are a major idea (and everywhere in science fiction) for how to deal with interstellar travel because of their unique niche in the various cycles of life. I would bet an alien species that can travel through the vast reaches of space would also be familiar with using biotechnology.
“Come on, Glarguplex, let’s visit a different poop-swirl.”
Omg LMAO its like in shows when there is a world called [thing]topia dominated by a race called [thing]lings that r always obsessively taking about [thing] like a kid that just learnt a magic trick X3
Milktopia, dominated by mammals obsessed with milk?
Not quite right. How about:
Homotropolis, dominated by homosapians obsessed with homosex?
Closer, but what about:
Earth, dominated by earthlings obsessed with earth?
Fairly accurate, but ever since we moved away from agrarian societies, we don’t care nearly enough about earth. Unless of course, we consider our obsession with exclusive control of territory and property, in which case it totally checks out.
YEAH I was trying to point out in my comment how stupid the name “earth” is but didnt know how, Gaia and Selene(moon) FTW :3
milk: it does a planetary civilization good
New PETA publicity campaign in 3… 2…
“So aeh you guys ahem breastfeeding usually?”
