cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/22508834
I’m a .world user, so i have to say the obvious thing that this is just a joke, and should not be taken seriously
I don’t think anyone has ever been so kind to Mississippi.
Here’s my impression of Brazil as an American (I think it’s a country?)
Why colonize Florida for the Brazilians? Brazil doesn’t deserve such horrendous fate.
It’s halfway there.
It’s not so bad if you get rid of the Floridians
Louisiana is definitely low on the list, but Mississippi and Alabama are 1000% worse. It seems like those two constantly fight to be in last place
Spoken as someone who doesn’t travel those 3 states. Alabama is head and shoulders above the other 2.
Oh, I do travel through there. I hate it for many, many reasons
You are missing an interesting demographic. Hill people. They live in west virginia, southern Ohio, eastern Kentucky and Eastern Tennessee.
there’s a few of us out west I guess. alls I know is I descend from hillfolk on three sides, I’m not sure what that makes me
Please keep the South Carolinians in their enclosure
As a Brazilian, I didn’t even know USA was more than Florida (where shitty brazilians tend to migrate to), New York (what paulistas wish they were) and Texas (bang bang)
You haven’t heard of LA? That surprises me.
As a former L.A. resident- the people who live there think it’s a separate country too.
There’s a massive Brazilian community here in Massachusetts, and with how people drive like the road laws don’t apply you’d feel right at home.
When I was in Paraíba around JP a few months ago it wasn’t much different than Boston, just more hatchbacks and motorcycles and less SUVs
MUST BE UNIFIED
As someone who lives in Indiana, I can tell you that we have a lot of hat, very little cowboy.
Fuck I hate Indiana. I was an over the road trucker, and got to know all the states a bit. Indiana was consistently the worst.
Crappiest state is either Mississippi or Alabama. Louisiana at least has New Orleans. Otherwise, not bad.
Wait, New Orleans is what you referred to as the bad part of Louisiana? Never been but that’s the only part of Louisiana I’ve ever thought of going to
No, I’m saying that the map labels Louisiana the crappiest state, but it isn’t because it has New Orleans. Otherwise, the OP’s map isn’t bad.
Lol this is great and frankly hard to argue with. I was inspired to do my own impression of Brazil as an American who’s never been to Brazil.
You understand you just insulted my entire race of people?
But yes.
There’s also this other city without beach where people are from otherwise this is imo 1000% accurate as a European who hasn’t been to South America let alone Brazil
As a brazilian who doesnt live in “all my brazilian friends live here” i have to say i am profoundly affended.
Good job :)
Those lakes do really have a lot to love
You have to admit that this map is not actually wrong.
Mississippi is the crappiest state, this is just statistical fact.
The too hot part in California confuses me? Is it because we are on fire?
In SoCal you have coastal and you have support groups for getting beat by the sun. It’s the same climate all the way from the hills around LA/SD to the mountains in New Mexico.
No kidding? Never knew that.
I would adjust some lines, but the broad strokes are there,
I like that military bases has almost no military installations of any kind in it
Also perfectly excludes JBLM near Tacoma, WA
And Everett, Bremerton, and Whidbey (I used to work for the Navy Exchange)
Don’t worry about that, once the US department of defense sees this map, they will realize the military potential of the place they have no bases at has for having military bases
Annexed Canadians is pretty good tho.
Lost Scandanavians would be more accurate but.
Louisiana is far too rich in culture to be considered our crappiest state.
The problem is all the dastardly Fr*nch people!
Mississippi exists, despite it’s complete lack of justification to do so.
Hey now! Mississippi has… Oh wait. Nevermind.
Just like Maranhão(our crappiest state)
How can you badmouth Maranhão with Alagoas right there? Or Tocantins.
Nobody even remembers Tocantins. Maybe some very old goianos.
Any opportunity to make fun of Maranhão is an opportunity given to me by god.
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Long live the glorious republic of the United States of Piauí!
