Fuck this. Let it burn along with the people who wanted this.
DoGE? Really?
He cut Twitter to 20%. He’s a Pro! /s
*checks*
Nope - not Onion.
As proven from that “your meme game is strong” clip Mush is immune to any sort of self reflection.
I suppose that’s fortunate. If anyone else were appointed by Trump to a government position named after a meme cryptocurrency the amount cringe generated could sterilize a continent.Looks like the bribes paid off, musky!
I can’t wait until this catastrophic head injury stops making shit up and kills me already. That’s what’s going on, right?
If I’m your dream you have a lot of explaining to do, ya fucking sadist.
Oh, Elon will get bored and ignore it once the ketamine wears off the first time.
Nah, Mush is driven by his need to be one of the “Cool kids”. He’ll know he’s a loser and will spend billions to be excepted by the people he idolizes.
Is it a sub division of the Department of Government Redundancy Department?
Who is going to head up the Ministry of Truth, the Ministry of Love, the Ministry of Peace, and the Ministry of Plenty?
We’ve always been at war with East Asia.
Puppy Murderer South Dakota bitch is gonna head the Ministry of Internal Peace (Homeland Security).
No, she’s already been tapped to be UN ambassador.
I guess the UN delegates need a laugh too.
EDIT: aw, fuck, that was Stefanik. Well, different joke, same punchline I guess.
When a trust fund child with more money than he knows what to do with thinks he’s a genius lol.
LOL, which one?
the end of all things, folks
Fun fact, the US gov already has a government efficiency division and it’s called the Government Accountability Office. But I do enjoy the irony of Trump’s government having two efficiency departments.
Also I love that the efficiency department has two leaders. Can’t get more efficient than that
Well that one has “accountability” in the name and Trump hates that word.
In NZ, David Seymour at least axed the old Productivity Commission (which his own ACT party founded) to create his new Ministry for Regulation.
Apparently they didn’t like the answers they got out of the previous version.
Perhaps they kept asking questions that the irritated the PM.
Apparently they kept saying things like ‘long-term investment is important and private companies are bad at that’, ‘worker productivity is harmed by poor health and education’, ‘strong urban planning is necessary’.
That all sounds like it’d negatively affect my market capitalisation indexed quarterly bonus.
“TWO EFFICIENCY DEPARTMENTS ARE MORE EFFICIENT THAN ONLY ONE EFFIECIENCY DEPARTMENT.”
- Every MAGA Trumper lol
You can escape your dash so it doesn’t become a bullet.
- like so
\-you need only add a backslash beforehand.
Same for *other* formatting.
WTF
I can’t say 100% of america but 50% of america is actually watching and supporting a 2.0 version of my country 90 years ago.
This is CRAZY. in 100 years no one can say they didn’t know. They were just stupid.
Yep, I’m an American, and also a history enthusiast with a particular interest in the 20th century, and I’m straight up losing my mind watching this happen dude
What is deutschland?
Where the dutch live, duh
That’s Pennsylvania.
