Ps5 time for the long weekend has come to an end. Lots of fun!
Once upon a time, this used to be my foot rest:
My kid loves darts. I think I’ve found her a sport.
I’ve found her a
sportfuture drinking habit.Nah. She’s really good at maths. Should get her counting cards. Like her great grandfather.
4 horses left double or nothing? Not really. Could be nothing? 🤷♀️
*gamble responsibly.
phone all done 👍
Awesome!
For some reason it’s taken me six goes to post the kid’s pick.
The man threw
Will he take it? Probably not. That’s another story.
👀👀👀👀👀
And did he take it? No he did not. Idiot.
Another night, another screwdriver
Flat Head. Thank you Tech school.
At $60 a kg it’s still superior although I have beige spot for rainbow trout or hammer head.
Cheers mate🍺
Cheers 🍻
I’m done with this uni course in two days. Kind of wild. Might get donuts from nearby to celebrate the end of a pretty miserable chapter :) and onto the next
Congrats though it’s a weird feeling when you’ve done it but you did it!
I think you did very well. You completed the course , that’s not nothing. 🍾🥂 here’s some champers 😘😘😘
Aw yeaaaa you’re smashing it! Begone, foul course!
My hands are fucking rekt after two hours of finely hand chopping kale and my lower back and knees which were already acting up are not happy today with all the bending and lifting and standing around doing food prep and carrying stuff up and down those crazy outdoor steps. My aunt was very overambitious with how much food she wanted to make today, I noped out of going along with them to deliver because it was so chaotic near the end, and I am ZONKED and need energy for tomorrow to start the real culling/packing now that I have the Good Boxes and Tape courtesy of my lovely colleague.
But it was really good to spend a whole day using my hands and doing good stuff for others, with others!
Aunt might drop by with leftovers in the arvo which I can’t complain about :) now it’s time for dins, Nurofen and a good restorative sleep…
Anyone else? C’mon lurkers say GO! I can make your lucky day.
Any left? Go on then.
Well, I like the name.
GO!!
Nice.
Edit. 100 to 1! At least that means I only need to put a dollar on it
$1 each way cost you $2 for 1st plus 1st 2nd and third.
*Gamble Responsibly.
OK, pick me a pony
9 is a good number. I’m happy with that. Odd name. A French horse, apparently. Do you think he neighs with a French accent?
Could have been a drunk naming.
Better than the horse that got named Gingernuts.
Back in the early 2000s there was a NZ horse racing in Melbourne named Richard Cranium. This was a translation of his kiwi name which was deemed unsuitable by the authorities in Melbourne. Quite a good horse too.
Oui!
I read that as:
I swear to you I was this kid’s age when I was taught black Jack and poker by my older siblings.
I bet ya it didn’t do me no harm.
Come on people get on this.
You can not lose!
I heard CEO was offering 100% refunds for any bets lost
Hence you can not lose!
Please gamble responsibly
Um. No.
*Chances are you are about to lose
**Unless you’re the 1 in 23 who actually puts it on each way or on the nose.
***Each way means money for 1st place or 2nd or third. On the nose means 1st place only.
****There’s more lucky numbers to be thrown.
*GAMBLE RESPONSIBLY
time to update this iphone log in stuff
i seriously am not tech savvy but I do try
I can help if you need or are having any troubles.
I’m good, 😘 I’ll look it up on google if I must and I do not give up 👍
Ok no worries.
Give a shout out if you do need any help.
I have a teenager who has an iPhone. Can help too for back up.
Time for a nanna nap
Horsie?
If his nanna was a horsie, she would have had a nap… Or something 🚲
He might miss the race 😔
One of my colleagues brought their 10 month old King Charles Cavellier to the (very quiet) office all day today. Got many pats and licks. I miss living with dogs 😞
Can’t decide on a horsie tomorrow? Let me and my trusty darts and blindfold help you. Theres 24 to choose from. You say go and I’ll shoot for one. Giddy up.
hey, let’s have a go. :)
and I’ll put a tenner on to win or place
Each way? You courageous soul.
Cool. 🥰
👍
Hey Ceo.
Have you drawn a horse for yourself?
I like #2 Buckaroo but fairs fair and I shot
Which I think is another favourite.
Am I too late for one? GO!! (please)
Lucky number 5
Oooh. Thank you! Cool name. What’s the jersey like though?!
Looks to be white with blue and white stripe sleeves. Nice.
I don’t even know who’s running. Go!
Let’s find out
Thanks! 🐎
May your horse come in!
Why not, not like it’s actually gambling or anything (which I’m mostly hopeless at)… GO!
Thankyou. If my MIL runs a sweep tomorrow I’ll pick that one.
Winner!
trusty darts and blindfold help you
Don’t hang that board next to a gas line and don’t ask me why I know.
Oh shit!!!
It’s sitting on a chair near the front door. I swear the cushion only got stabbed once but the dog keeps getting close.
Can I interest you in a shot?
You score 100 if you get the dog….
It’s gonna cost more at the vet. 😔
It’s only a risk if the dog deflates.
Yeah he’s a tough dog. He’ll yelp but he still won’t get out the way.
OK GO!
Probably one of the best music videos ever
Especially considering they did it with next to no budget. Maybe I’m just getting nostalgic because I turn 30 this week, but it feels like the internet has gotten much flashier and fancier when it comes to “viral” videos these days.
Well I think it’s the creativity and genuine effort that that people respond to…eventually
Happy Birthday 🥳
I think that one has been scratched. Not a good start for you. Don’t worry I’ve chosen again.
*P.S. The kid doesn’t understand scratched. I should’ve explained to her.
Ok thanks. $100 for win.
This one has been scratched - failed the vet check
Yeah that’s why I shot again. So far that’s the only one.
You want me to shoot for you?
Yes please. I don’t usually bet on the cup but this is too too tempting. Let the darts decide!
Oooh, I like it! Very appropriate for a racehorse.
I’m in. Go!
Edit: In the name of name Deadpool and Wolverine.
Let’s fucking go!
I bullseyed that one.
*The Map
Odds for The Map are 51 dollars. Going to win it rich!
It’s been done before.
I’ll take one please
👌 your first beer on Friday is on me if she comes in
Hahaha. Pony up my friend
Go…
Thank you muchly.
That’s actually the one I’m going for tomorrow. Hahaha.
I have no idea who is even running!
Me neither until I turn the little notes over 😂
I’d like the horsies to have their own party in a nice field where they can chill out with delicious grass. Maybe a sneaky horse cocktail.
Some horsies love the thrill of the chase. That’s why some are called race horses and some are called paddock horses.
I’m about to play with a heat gun and some PVC after a few glasses of wine then sunset swim wish me luck erryone it was nice knowing you all. If I don’t make it you can have the contents of my freezer.
I’m going to come over all mother-y here, but be careful!
Thank you we survived! :)
Hear! hear!
Can I have your watch if they find the body?
All yours :)
Yusss!
☠️
