I love using Consoomer, as recent as a while ago. This is the perfect term to describe people who spend their every waking minute, feeling like they’ve got to go buy things. It isn’t because they’re buying to survive or sustain. They’re buying just to consoom. Cattle with wallets as I’ve called them.
I also like Coomer, because it makes fun of people who’re obsessed with jacking off and pornography in unhealthy ways.
Goon and gooner are pretty great
Skibidi rizz
Just kidding, I have no idea what that means
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i like to use “skill issue” from time to time
“When the oil hits the anus” is an oldie that I like to pull out from time to time.
I’ve come to love anything related to music.
This song is a total bop
This shit slaps!
And so on…
I love it to annoy people that think new slang is stupid, but it’s also nice to have new words to describe music, I think.
bork rings a bell for me. from the sweedish chef. my headcanon is when you try to work but totally borked it. the original intention may be different.
sus. suspicious. easier to say and since everybody almost knows it, they can easily catch on. totally not “jesus”.
gg/rip. good game. i find very flexible to use and feels like it’s acceptable in most circumstances to mean “it’s over”.
If it helps, I also use borked and gg in everyday life
Though I guess only because my friend group plays a lot of games so its a very familiar term
ooooh, what a politically loaded word. there’s a familiar clarence thomas mention there too.
I catch myself using “GG” in real life all the time, it’s just become part of the local parlance in my gaming group. Usually it comes out as part of “RIP GG”, basically, good try but we’re cooked.
i totally feel you. for close friends / acquaintances:
- sleep deprived? reply: gg, rip
- stuck in traffic? reply: rip, gg
- plans didn’t pan out? reply: gg
As a person who occasionally makes confessional asides “to the camera” I find it amusing to rhetorically ask “Chat” about things. “Ugh, I don’t wanna cook tonight. How about it Chat, we ordering pizza?”
I like af when added after an adjective to increase the magnitude. Something could be sus, which means something is suspicious. Or, it could be sus af, which means that thing is super suspicious and almost certainly has something going on. Why yes, I have been playing Among Us. Red sus af.
“Consoomer” would just sound like someone who read the word “consumer” and never heard it, especially someone who doesn’t speak English as a first language. I would never guess it’s an internet word! Haha
I like the term “cooked” when you screw up
I’m always in favour of green text “be me” instead of I.
I like “fr”
France.
My unpopular opinion is that I absolutely hate this phrase. Also, “not gonna lie”, yuck.
I’m weak for “it’s a Dutch paradox”.
Just remove it with this simple command
rm -fr \What is a Dutch paradox?
I’m Googling it, but all I’m finding is pre-2020 political articles.
Isn’t it spelled “consumer?”
The real word, yes.
And how is that any different?
I like “whoosh” personally
Whoosh perfectly describes you. These terms have hateful undertones you seem to not know about.
Great job!
Is your skin this thin in real life, or only online?
No shame in being whooshed every now and then, happens to the best of us.
What does the first sentence in the post say?
The same word is not slang.
It has a different spelling and connotation. That’s enough. It may not be kewl but it counts.
“thicc” is a good example
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as recent as a while ago
This one is my fav
Simultaneously says nothing and everything
