Me
My laptop & phone
Toothbrush
The bidet.
This guys bidet.
I, too, choose this guy’s bidet.
These guys bidet
The tap, it generates water out of the void
Standing on the bus stop, so, uh the road? But that wouldn’t be useful without the buildings and all the activities in them that bring people here. Or since the room could be considered the general “outdoors”, oxygen, or stuff like that.
Also now I’m in the bus, so the driver.
Winner!
My cat’s not very useful, but he’s heckin’ cute.
Oops. Tied for first!
Antibiotics.
Probably the ladder with 6 rungs, about 2m long.
My computer. It was the most expensive one in the store when I bought it, and besides a not so great wi-fi adapter and ageing HDD’s, this computer’s been amazing for gaming sessions! The only physical console I’ve touched in years has been the Nintendo Switch due to the exclusives.
Emulators exist… …oh wait… FUCK NINTENDO
I love their exclusive titles, but their hardware, and the way they deal with emulator developers make me want to throw up
Probably the walls. Without them, the ceiling would collapse and everything in the room would be useless.
Me. I’m competent as fuck.
Uhhhh. Probably the fridge. Maybe the microwave/oven combi, but the microwave no longer works so it’s a bit less useful. If you purely look at the basics of survival then those would probably do it. Maybe the heaters, because surviving in a cold room is also pretty shit.
You could also argue that the smartphone I’m typing this on or the laptop are the most useful. It really comes down to semantics of “useful”.
I’m out in a gazebo with nothing around me, so probably the sleeveless argyle sweater which is doing a better job keeping me warm than my blouse/skirt.
