Cursed upvote
Bilbo
Frodo just finished - Gandalf is building up - Gimli’s G-spot just got discovered
Legolas pulled a muscle - Aragon passed out - Denethor is in post orgasm
Théoden is having a heart attack - Pippen is losing their virginity - Bilbo is about to start
Nah, Denethor gave a pent-up troll a blowjob.
Having or receiving?
Yes
Denethor, the bean licking champion of Gondor.
Fuck me, I’m saving that. If this was a discord, this would be pinned to the fucking fridge so fast
where was Gondor when the Westfold swelled?
Friendly fire
Actually the fire comes next iirc
Whichever lucky girl Denethor was going down on.
Eats them like cherry tomatoes
“Share the LOAD”
I love you guys. Don’t ever change
Elrond in Mt Doom!
Denethor into them showers
He DEVOURED that juicy fruit.
This is the strangest political compass meme I’ve seen in a while.
Sauron
Bilbo be Beetlejuicing there
Is this a character alignment chart
2x2 or 3x2 (rXc) They seem to be genuinely enjoying the moment.
Really 2x2 though. Being held, and by him, in the moment would be transcendent.
Load of the Rings?
Can’t. Stop. Laughing. Lololololilllololklollolloloplolopoklloklklolkoololollooolololollhelpicantbreatheloolololllolollloo