“Fidelity is currently valuing X at about $9.4 billion”

I found this funny.

  • reksas@sopuli.xyz
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    6 hours ago

    its worth comes from being able to influence world politics. Does he seem like someone who cares or needs money?

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      4 hours ago

      True, but that power is also diminished greatly as more and more regular users abandon the site. No eyes on the propaganda makes it worth a lot less.

    • jaemo@sh.itjust.works
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      3 hours ago

      He is a net loss for humanity is the currency is moralistic.

      We be deep in the red between Trump, Bezos, this clown and many other “captains of industry”.

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    7 hours ago

    I don’t have the whole context so I might be missing some things, but the whole thing looks to me like “look at how much money I have to burn and how much I don’t care”.

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      7 hours ago

      He didn’t even want to buy Twitter, just manipulate the stock price by talking about buying it. Dumbass signed too much paperwork and waived too many rights, though, and found himself obligated to buy it anyway. Pretty sure he tried to fight it and lost.

      So now he’s trying to not burn all his money, but he’s fucking terrible at it, so he’s just becoming a laughing stock.

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    9 hours ago

    And may it continue to crash and burn. It’s just 4 chan at this point.

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      3 hours ago

      It’s like 4chan but it didn’t know where the line was for the amount of right wing people to be on a social media and ran a marathon

  • Uriel238 [all pronouns]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    18 hours ago

    We knew this was going to happen before he made the purchase.

    Everyone said, the best way for Elon to keep his money was to change very little, or even take a hands-off approach.

    Masnick suggested this would happen

    It was that and so much worse. Moral of the story: Running a huge social media service is hard. Maybe don’t assume that because you’re a billionaire you’re the best at doing stuff.

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      4 hours ago

      Masnick gives 20 levels of development. Elon stopped here:

      Level Two: “We’re the free speech platform! But no CSAM!”

      And that’s about it. Ex-Twitter has copyright infringement, hate speech and doesn’t give a fuck about local laws unless the law actually has teeth (Brasil, anybody?).

    • scarabic@lemmy.world
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      10 hours ago

      I mean the people at Twitter were very happy to sell it off. Remember how they actually sued to force him to go through with the deal and succeeded in stopping him from backing out?

      Even if he’d managed it as well as the prior stewards, it was always a losing business.

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        7 hours ago

        If the price offered is actually a good price then I think they might have some obligation to shareholders to pursue it. (Many of the people making that decision likely also being shareholders.) Like if someone offered you more than what your stuff is worth but tried to changed their mind, wouldn’t you pursue that? I don’t think that’s any sort of indicator that they thought it was a sinking ship. It’s just in their best interest to take a good deal when they get one.

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      14 hours ago

      Masnick’s post is well put, but also a disturbing reminder of how much power nation-states can exert over the Internet.

    • mynameisigglepiggle@lemmy.world
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      17 hours ago

      Meanwhile he is on track to become the world’s first trillionaire

      I think the purchase was more about welding power than any financial gain

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        8 hours ago

        Hasn’t his wealth kinda flatlined lately though? X is doing terribly, Tesla is struggling a bit, I think SpaceX is at least doing well.

        I don’t think he’s going to be a trillionaire any time soon.

      • Another_earthling@lemmy.world
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        9 hours ago

        Would you not agree that he has a tool of influence with X? I see that as the main aspect of why you’d still buy twitter, even though he knew he wouldn’t earn money with that.

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        15 hours ago

        He tried to back out, I don’t think any of this was about anything. He’s just a dick with a weird sense of humor.

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        15 hours ago

        Twitter wasn’t profitable right? So most of the “value” is in the name of the product. Elon changed the name and added his signature to everything the platform was doing, completely changing the platform Twitter is. So yeah, I do get why 75% of the money is gone now.

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          8 hours ago

          Changing the name of one of the most valuable brands isn’t something I’d expect even him to do.

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        22 hours ago

        Appreciated. Yeah. That douche is the absolute worst, but everyone climbing over one another to call him out is just making him more and more relevant.

        • dubious@lemmy.world
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          18 hours ago

          I tend to ignore posts about him. I wouldn’t even be commenting here if I weren’t just trying to see if I’m banned from this instance, or just political memes.

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    22 hours ago

    I remember thinking twitter was bad before he took over

    It’s now a complete shadow of what it was even just a couple of years ago. Just a quarter of its value seems generous

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      21 hours ago

      I’m confident you could unload the property for $4B easily enough. That’s somewhere in the neighborhood of $10-100/unique user amortized out over the life of the loan, which would be a steal via any other advertising medium.

      Twitter still has real value. Hundreds of millions of people still use it, even in its deplorable state. And under new management, I’m confident people would flood back in.

  • eestileib@sh.itjust.works
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    1 day ago

    Musk did not buy this as an investment. He bought it to flip elections and manipulate public opinion.

    Tesla is writing him a check that will cover the entire purchase price, and Saudi Arabia and Russia will pay the operating costs.

    Active users are what matters; if they lost 75% of their users then I’m paying attention.

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      10 hours ago

      I think it’s even pettier than that. He’s the loud guy on the forum who literally bought the site so he could be admin.

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        3 hours ago

        Honestly, everyone needs to listen to the episode of Search Engine about Elon. It’s such a clear narrative of what happened between the Iron Man cameo and now. It’s pure hubris - someone who is very unlikable desperately hungry for love to the point where his brain bust a fuse.

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      14 hours ago

      I think you’re giving the guy too much credit. Sometimes things are as they seen. He just didn’t like the moderation scheme on Twitter, made a gesture buying it, fumbled a little bit and overbid, then after having been forced to acquire it tried to turn it into something closer to what he wanted it to be.

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      17 hours ago

      If he’s trying to flip elections, he needs to at least pretend it’s being operated in good faith.

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      23 hours ago

      Correct me if I’m wrong but I’m pretty sure he gave an outlandish bid for Twitter to manipulate it’s stock prices when he pulled put, but he was sued into following through.

      I don’t think he ever wanted to buy it, or at least he wanted to crash it’s value to come back and buy it on the cheap.

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        21 hours ago

        Given his unlimited resources, and the world’s worst people on speed dial, do you not think that the powers that be could have orchestrated that?

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          7 hours ago

          then why not buy it normally like a human from earth and instead involve this lawsuit that to make himself look like an absolute moron

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          20 hours ago

          If he was that competent why would he resort to openly pumping and dumping meme coins in public just prior to this stunt.

          He has some dangerous strings he can pull, but that doesn’t make him a good puppet master.

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      24 hours ago

      We’ll never know since Musk is nurturing a state-funded “user”-base that will always keep their numbers inflated

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    1 day ago

    If they influence the election to their desired outcome, then the value won’t matter. The damage will have been done.

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        24 hours ago

        Yes, he gets a raging fascist boner every time someone fails to assassinate Trump because he thinks it’s the cue to go full Nazi but really he just keeps jumping the gun and making it far too obvious deeply part of Trump’s ongoing fascist takeover schemes and really not the guy we should have any significant government contracts with

        • bruhSoulz@lemmy.ml
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          15 hours ago

          I see, thanks for the insight. I don’t have Twitter so I didn’t really know about this stuff 😂