• FuglyDuck@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    he’s just trying to get called something other than couchfucker.

    unforntunately, couchfucker sticks harder than goatfucker.

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        2 months ago

        but he hasn’t even fucked a couch!

        Or so he insists. One doth protest too much, methinks.

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          2 months ago

          I never said anyone did, i was just reminded about a joke describing how some actions overshadows other activities when retold among peers.

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            2 months ago

            Sorry, my joke didn’t quite land- “couchfucker” stuck and he “didn’t even fuck a coach one time.”

            (He does protest a bit much though. Maybe he tried it after it came out, or something.)