HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoIf Jesus can turn water into wine, but wine is still mostly made of water, can Jesus apply his powers recursively and create more and more concentrated wine?message-squaremessage-square139fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareIf Jesus can turn water into wine, but wine is still mostly made of water, can Jesus apply his powers recursively and create more and more concentrated wine?HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square139fedilink
minus-squareAlenalda@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoIs this a midas touch kinda thing? The human body is 60% water 🤔
minus-squareCar@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoThere was a British superhero TV show called Misfits. One of the delinquents had the power to control milk, I.e. you drink milk and this guy could curdle it in your body and kill you. Are we both thinking about 15% BAC murderin’ Jesus here?
minus-squareDeath_Equity@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoWhy did he even bother to make the wine, he could just make everybody the perfect level of drunk without sobering up.
minus-squareDeath_Equity@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoBeing confirmed means giving consent, at least that was the legal defence my pastor had.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoHe wasn’t that omnipotent, okay?
minus-squareDeath_Equity@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-21 month agoOnly someone who is omniscient could know that. Flying Squid is a god, confirmed.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoIt’s about time I got the recognition I deserve.
minus-squareDeath_Equity@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoYou are recognized by more than a dozen of us.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoI see that, thank you. I do accept PayPal as a tithe.
Is this a midas touch kinda thing? The human body is 60% water 🤔
There was a British superhero TV show called Misfits. One of the delinquents had the power to control milk, I.e. you drink milk and this guy could curdle it in your body and kill you.
Are we both thinking about 15% BAC murderin’ Jesus here?
Something over 90%.
Why did he even bother to make the wine, he could just make everybody the perfect level of drunk without sobering up.
Maybe it was a consent thing?
Being confirmed means giving consent, at least that was the legal defence my pastor had.
He wasn’t that omnipotent, okay?
Only someone who is omniscient could know that.
Flying Squid is a god, confirmed.
It’s about time I got the recognition I deserve.
You are recognized by more than a dozen of us.
I see that, thank you. I do accept PayPal as a tithe.
All I have is Moo Deng coin.