• allidoislietomyself@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    0
    ·
    2 months ago

    I used to think that the whole world was in black and white, just like all the old pictures and movies I had seen, then at some point we discovered color and turned it on! After that there were no more black and white pictures and movies anymore.

  • maniacalmanicmania@aussie.zone
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    0
    ·
    edit-2
    2 months ago

    There was a place by the beach call Helenback.

    My siblings and I in the car: Where are we going?

    Mum (shouting): Hell and back!

    I was an adult before I realised it had another name.

    • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      0
      ·
      2 months ago

      When I was very young, my dad told me we were going to Miami. I thought he said “my Ami”, which I assumed was a word for some kind of relative, like Auntie, Granny, etc.

  • hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    0
    ·
    2 months ago

    That there’s a loving God.

    Now it seems clear that even if he did exist, he’s just above average asshole

    • A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      0
      ·
      edit-2
      2 months ago

      I was a real piece of shit for a good handful of years when I was a kid because I believed I was destined for hell. I figured if I’m going to spend eternity being tortured I may as well enjoy life to the max, even at the expense of others. Because I’m already going to hell, so why not, right?

      Religion is fucking toxic, man. I hurt a lot of people and made a lot of decisions I can’t recover from.

          • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            0
            ·
            edit-2
            2 months ago

            I would argue that if God exists, they aren’t intentionally being an asshole. They are being completely hands off so as not to corrupt the experiment, or override free will. After all, the only reason any god would need a prime material plane of existence is to see if they can create a peer of themselves, and at least as far as most of the major religions seem to be concerned, if someone created this universe, they decided that we have free will, so it’s kinda hard to directly intervene. They could send avatars from time to time to attempt to intervene, but they kinda tied their hands in the act of creation.

            • VelvetStorm@lemmy.world
              link
              fedilink
              arrow-up
              0
              ·
              2 months ago

              You can absolutely intervene without affecting free will and that is assuming we even have free will. I am not convinced that we do.

              Also why would you presume to know what a being (that as we imagine it) with unlimited power and knowledge would want or even need?

              If you are a god and you see 25,000 people (10,000 of which are children) starving to death every single day and you have the power to stop that and you don’t then you are an immortal monster.

      • Moobythegoldensock@lemm.ee
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        0
        ·
        2 months ago

        Dpkg is the low level tool for Debian packages.

        Apt-get is the original frontend for dpkg. It is a full featured tool that lets the user give commands to dpkg, along with apt-cache, which displays information to the user.

        Apt is a high level tool for user friendliness. It combines some features from apt-get and apt-cache, as well as adds progress bars and other quality of life features. It also strips down some features the average user doesn’t use.

        So neither is a wrapper for the other. They are two similar tools that do the same job. Apt-get is better for scripting due to being a more rigid tool while apt is nicer for end users.

      • mkwt@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        0
        ·
        2 months ago

        When I started on Debian, there was only apt-get. (And dpkg if you manually pulled .debs from somewhere).

        Then a little while later, there was aptitude, which was nice.

        apt the command didn’t show up until 2014.

  • comfyquaker@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    0
    ·
    2 months ago

    when i was a child, i was told that i would get worms if i ate raw brown sugar. i believed this for quite some time at least until i was 12.

    • ProdigalFrog@slrpnk.net
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      0
      ·
      2 months ago

      Woah, that unlocked a memory of how my parents said giving sweets to our dog would give him worms. Wonder how that pervaded so widely.

  • Peepo@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    0
    ·
    2 months ago

    I thought the moon had a face. Like, as a kid, I would look at the moon and in my mind the craters formed what clearly seemed as two eyes and a mouth.

      • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        0
        ·
        2 months ago

        There are multiple pigment standards for paint that include the word chocolate, as well as crayons, pastels, and watercolors. Dude was just fine thinking chocolate is a color.

    • thisisdee@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      0
      ·
      2 months ago

      In my language chocolate is “coklat”, which is also the word for the color brown. So you’re not wrong

  • 2ugly2live@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    0
    ·
    2 months ago

    When I was young and hanging with my great aunt’s church friends, we were walking to the store. I went to link arms with my great aunt and her friend was like, “Hey, that’s dangerous. You can’t defend yourself. Someone could jump you.” From that point, I assumed that anyone who was linking arms was, like, giving a show of dominance. Like, “Yeah, we’re linked up, because we can still take anybody even with only one arm.” Didn’t change that mindset until I was in middle school after I tried to explain to my friend how dangerous walking with her boyfriend was because “how would they defend themselves.” 🙃

  • abbadon420@lemm.ee
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    0
    ·
    2 months ago

    I believed that you’d only get a finite amount of words in your life. So I didn’t speak much and I would think that the annoying kids in school that always were talking through the teacher’s explanation, would get their punishment later in life when they’d go mute because they would have used up all their words.

            • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
              link
              fedilink
              arrow-up
              0
              ·
              2 months ago

              Oh I get it. I really didn’t get why The Great Lakes weren’t called Seas. I happened to have a globe in the hallway because my parents house has more bookshelves than walls.

              • RebekahWSD@lemmy.world
                link
                fedilink
                arrow-up
                0
                ·
                2 months ago

                They really oughta be called seas, those fuckers are huuuuge. Childhood me woulda agreed with you. Maybe. We did live next to the Atlantic Ocean, but I think if the argument was “Can’t see the other side” me would have accepted this as what an ocean or sea should be.

                • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
                  link
                  fedilink
                  arrow-up
                  0
                  ·
                  2 months ago

                  That was my argument back then. Someone eventually explained to me that lakes are freshwater and seas are saltwater, so that made that make sense.

  • psion1369@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    0
    ·
    2 months ago

    My mom told me that Dad went to work to make money, and I actually expected to see money making machines when I visited him at the office.

        • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          0
          ·
          edit-2
          2 months ago

          Oh dear. I hope for his sake that he understood polynomial expressions, otherwise he was constantly being berated for “his stupid decisions,” by parents that also didn’t have any data to back them up.

  • littlecolt@lemm.ee
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    0
    ·
    2 months ago

    I thought that if you swallowed your gum, it would stay in your stomach forever, so you had to make sure to never do it because eventually there would be no room for food anymore.

    Also, old CRT TVs had this static electricity sort of fuzzy feeling on the screen, and if you ran your hand over it, it would dissipate. I thought that by doing that, you were absorbing the TVs power and if you did it too much, it would eventually stop working.

    Lastly, I believed with all my heart that all the pets you ever owned were waiting for you in heaven and it made me mad when my (very devout Catholic) grandma told me that pets and animals don’t have souls and so they didn’t go to heaven. I said if that was true then I didn’t want to go to heaven! I’m atheist now, so I don’t even believe that anyone goes to heaven, but if anyone deserves to go, it’s all the kitties, puppies, and various rodentia I’ve loved in my life.

    • Cataphract@lemmy.ml
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      0
      ·
      2 months ago

      My stomach one was watermelon seeds. My brother told me that if you swallowed them they would grow in my stomach and of course I believed him. There’s plenty of water and nutrition in there and every time I open my mouth they could be getting sunlight.

    • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      0
      ·
      edit-2
      2 months ago

      The Rainbow Bridge, is part of Catholic Dogma according to Pope John Paul II

      Then in 1990, Pope John Paul II reversed that thinking and proclaimed that animals do have souls and are “as near to God as men are.”

      Side note: At that time in my life, one of the schools I regularly attended as a non-Christian was a Catholic school that was called Pope John XXII, and I was legitimately confused as to how there were only 2 Pope John Pauls, while there were at least 23 Pope Johns. I think I thought that since a pope doesn’t have term limits, that there must not have been too many more popes than British Prime Ministers. Having grown up, I can safely say that while I wasn’t exactly incorrect, I was still criminally underestimating the sheer number of people that held both titles.

    • dullbananas (Joseph Silva)@lemmy.caOP
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      0
      ·
      2 months ago

      At my Catholic high school, one of the teachers who was a Dominican sister told us that animals can’t go to heaven but it’s possible for them to be recreated in heaven.

      I feel fine as long as my rabbit didn’t go to purgatory or hell, but non-eternal souls are hard to relate to

    • Anti-Face Weapon@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      0
      ·
      2 months ago

      Technically you could. It would be a marvel of engineering and would cost billions of dollars, and you couldn’t go through the center of the Earth, but technically it is possible

      • MirthfulAlembic@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        0
        ·
        2 months ago

        Do we have the technology to do that considering the increasing heat, gravity, and magnetic force as one goes deeper? I feel like anything we could do would involve lots of nukes that would basically destroy the planet in the process.

          • treadful@lemmy.zip
            link
            fedilink
            English
            arrow-up
            0
            ·
            2 months ago

            There’s a reason we don’t have a tunnel between North America and Europe. Don’t think we’re there yet.

            • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
              link
              fedilink
              arrow-up
              0
              ·
              edit-2
              2 months ago

              A Bering Strait tunnel/ bridge network has been proposed, and it wouldn’t cost too much for the US to build. Only a few billion dollars, which Congress can sneeze and accidentally spend that much. The real issue is that connecting The US and Russia with the interstate highway system has political problems that seem to be insurmountable at the current time.

              I personally would support the plan. That would allow the US to deploy HIMARS systems to the Ukrainian forward fronts in Siberia and Chukotka.

              Edit: if such a highway network were to be completed, it would theoretically be possible to drive/ take trains to get from anywhere in North America to anywhere in Europe, Africa, and Continental Asia. Connecting South America, and Australia would be the challenges at that point.

              • RalphWolf@lemmy.ca
                link
                fedilink
                English
                arrow-up
                0
                ·
                2 months ago

                A few billion? Vancouver BC is spending that on an new sewage treatment plant.

                How could a tunnel like this be built and functional for a few billion? Perhaps hundreds of billions… maybe.