Trump wants her close cuz she touches his pipi.
She’s worse than nuts. She’s a fucking asshole on the verge getting undue power.
He keeps Stephen Miller around, trust this idiot’s friends will not convince him to dump her until she makes him look so bad even he realizes it
She probably has borderline personality disorder. It’d be a good idea to remove her from society, keep her somewhere that she can’t spread lies that get people lynched.
Suffering from BPD doesn’t make you a racist piece of shit.
Yeah… Weird claim to make based on this. As someone who dated a girl who was later diagnosed with BPD, she was a lot of things… But racism has nothing to do with it.
Still haven’t fully recovered from that relationship though. Shit is brutal.
Lmao hold the fucking phone guys. THIS is what does it? THIS is a bridge too far…?
Honestly, I don’t get it, but I’ll try not to overthink it.
Honestly… My first thought is that it might be about the gender of the messenger…
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
Do it. Don’t listen to the RHINOs telling you not to, this I’d the best idea ever.
Honestly though, besides positively reinforcing every pathology he has, she’s probably also literally shining his… … …butt.
They’ll fall in line pretty soon.
I’d also like to add she’s dumb as a rock, just in case anyone missed that.
Truly a match made in heaven.
Do it, Donald. You knowwww you want to. And what Donald wants, Donald gets
But she’s munching on that dongus so… he’s gonna do it
Her mouth is way too large for it.
You can still put an ant in a well and the well will swallow it.
Following the antics of 45 Skidoo is exhausting.
I thought he was with Hope Hicks, and then learned she’d thrown him under the bus at the NYC fraud trial.
Meanwhile, Melania is sitting with a ghost writer and trying to decide who she wants to play her in the movie version.
Who should play her, do you think?
Willem Dafoe
Anyone after you feed them a lemon.
I don’t really care, do you?
If you’re doing a serious drama Nicole Kidman or Sandra Bullock.
Comedy Drama? Tina Fey
Full comedy? Melissa McCarthy or Amy Schumer [because it would make the real Melania’s head explode]
I’d do Cate Blanchette
Not in a million years, bucko.
jk
Someone who can really look pissed off 99.99999% of the time.
She doesn’t look annoyed here.
https://th.bing.com/th/id/R.dbb82fb96bb708dc1c91e82830bb8dcd?rik=NG7fUX3wl7Qo%2Fg&pid=ImgRaw&r=0
Too bad Bruce Willis is in such bad shape these days.
Danny Devito
He’s got enormous… range as an actor.
Ben Stiller
Fran Drescher
Am I imagining things, but has anyone else noticed that there doesn’t seem to be a clear picture of who she is? Like she’ll be taking a professional shoot, and somehow, she still doesn’t look recognizable?
Ignoring the exaggerated plastic surgery and attention seeking hair style and new level of stupid, there’s something uncanny about her.
Like if you told me she was an automatonric puppet I’d say yeah, id believe you, because I’ve seen better ones at Disney world.
She’s the real lizard people republicans are afraid of!
Every other MAGA article I read, someone mentions skin suits. Vance has no fucking idea what a donut is, cares only about glaze. The Trump offspring shooting big cats on a safari, having more chins than should be possible with skin attached to muscle. Trump looks like he’ll pop in half any second and a dozen alien clowns spill out of him. What is it with these tiny fucking hands on that lump? Rudi sweats black. These people are so fucking weird.
Laura Loomer is dreaming big. She wants one day to be buried under a golf course in New Jersey.
Nah he’s already got the tax break there. Next dead “wife” goes to Mar a lago. His summer graveyard.
Everything is legal in New Jersey.
c/UnexpectedHamilton
There’s nothing “free” about being a racist and an <insert minority>-phobe. It’s a day in, day out non-stop nightmare. Anxiety and desperation are the only emotions she’s capable of experiencing. Everything she says and does in her life is fuelled by terror. And it’s all of her own making. So not only is she a bigot, she’s too stupid to have the depth of character necessary to recognise that it’s all based on nothing.
laura loomer and donald trump have dominated the headlines, for the simple reason people can’t stop posting about it. it’s their only plan. it’s how they keep harris and waltz below the fold, it’s their only fucking plan. stop helping them.
Uhhhh if she wants to keep feeding him “they’re eating pets” storylines for him to embarrass himself nationally, I’m on board
Disagree. This needs to be the story. This needs to be even more the story than it is now.