00:44
When it was still possible to find the ends of the internet before 1 AM.
Dear god… no…
This is the ideal web design. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
Pure HTML, untarnished by the poison of CSS and Javascript.
Cheese actually contains a low dose opiate analog.
Cheddar is the opiate of the masses
Opiates actually just trigger the cheese receptors in the brain
Here’s a model recreation of the cheese molecule entering the cheese receptor
my entire body is a cheese receptor
Not a javascript in sight. Just people enjoying their internet. And cheese.
I kinda miss the animated logos you would see in Netscape and Internet Explorer.
Os-tan!
you beat me to the punch
take me the fuck back
To waiting 3 minutes for a 178kb jpeg to load?
but also no social media brainwashing, mass surveillance, and the like.
yep. fuck it.
How did they manage to center the text???
Its not vertically centered, so probably with
<center><center>
It was easy before CSS
Tables and/or spacer gifs.
<center> was a thing
Popup:
This looks way shittier than I remember it.
One example of explicitly learning why you don’t click on something when it says click here.
I don’t know why but I made it my new lock screen, thanks.
Now this is the real internet funeral
Wow