A friend who I’ve played WoW with for years gifted me an “RPG fantasy game” from GOG called ‘Under the Witch’, telling me it was a fighting style RPG. What I didn’t realize was that he was trolling me in the most hilarious way
https://www.gog.com/en/game/under_the_witch
This line right here was the first indication I had that I was being trolled. When I read this line, my jaw dropped 🤣 Basically, you fight this witch, and she uses very inappropriate and uhh let’s say saucy moves on you, and you either pass your turn and let her do it to you
This is perhaps one of the most vile games I’ve ever played and quickly uninstalled… but it was memorable enough that I had to share it with the world ♥
Serious question here, What is the point of porn games? I wouldn’t last through 10 minutes of gameplay until I had to go satisfy my urges. Are people really jerking off to video games? How do you play a game and masturbate at the same time? I’m not joking I actually don’t understand the point of these games.
Did you play without looking at a single screenshot or even the description? It gives a pretty good idea of what its about
Yea… I kind of went into this one blind. When someone gives you a gift, you don’t go and look up a bunch of reviews on it and stuff. You open the present and start figuring it out yourself. So uhh yeah 😅 I did that… To myself kinda
But don’t you like see images of it when you go the page to install it?
Bro don’t ruin the rp
This is perhaps one of the most vile games I’ve ever played
I know its not a competition but…
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1992370/FURRY_HITLER/
I’ll let the url speak for itself on this one
This item is currently unavailable in your region
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!
Sex with Hitler 2
Holy shit
What LMAO That one’s even worse! How do you find this stuff?! 🙀
I suppose by searching in the “Adult Only” Steam category. You have to allow NSFW games in Steam settings to see them.
Huh, interesting. For “research purposes”, does one find a “good” one of these games? 🤔 Like, are there ones with decent story or actual gameplay? I was honestly surprised by how well the rendering and textures were in this game, but it was created entirely in unreal.
There’s a genre called Adult Visual Novels which can be a more … refined experience. Not so much games but more like illustrated choice-driven stories. Some may include mini-games or other game-like aspects.
https://f95zone.to/forums/games.2/ filter by VN or Completed and sort by descending rating. The first couple pages are full of excellent examples. However, note that a lot of them are still being developed and may only release updates once or twice a year.
You can find a lot of these on Steam, itch.io or on the developer’s Patreon page.
Whatever you do, don’t use Steam reviews/scores on adult games to make your decision. I mean, if it’s Mixed then it’s probably bad, but there is an immense amount of 97% Positive games that are low effort tile puzzle asset flips/copy-paste jobs.
The Lust series is pretty good. It’s a horror game similar to Amnesia or Penumbra, except you’re infiltrating a sex cult.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1170820/Lust_from_Beyond_Prologue/
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1401680/Lust_from_Beyond_Scarlet/
https://store.steampowered.com/app/523650/Lust_for_Darkness/
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1035120/Lust_from_Beyond/
edit: … and yes, after I bought these, steam has bombarded me with the most ridiculous erotic game suggestions for months!
Gameplay wise, FlipWitch is a fun metroidvania from that side of steam. There is also Take Me to the Dungeon and Tamer Vale, both of which are decent Slay the Spire knock-offs.
Scarlet Maiden is great too if you’re a fan of Rogue Legacy.
…uh, I’ve heard.
I’m not into those kinds of games, but I happen to personally know the dev of “The Symbiant” (we are on the same city-wide Discord server), which is a yaoi VN with a side of tentacles. It seems to have excellent reviews (96% all time with 500+ reviews, a lot for this kind of games), but that’s the only one I may recommend, albeit without having played to it myself.
From what I was told by said dev, most NSFW games are Visual Novels, where most of budget goes into the visuals, which are often externalized to specialized artists (or AI for some low quality cash grabs). And as the target audience isn’t exactly there for the gameplay, there is little incentives to shape out good gameplay or great stories. But some exceptions probably exists.
Good seems pretty subjective tbh but if you’re interested in “research”, f95zone is probably your best resource.
Treasure of Nadia is a really good King’s Quest style game on Steam.
The most part is the “Very Positive” reviews.
Uninstalling this should be a crime.
You got horny didn’t you?
I definitely did not. I felt uncomfortable the whole time
I’d never pay money for a porn game, but I feel if it was gifted to me, I’d play it to completion. At least for the experience to say I did. And hey, if it turns me on and I learn something about myself, win/win.
I’d only be able to play til im satisfied then I’d roll over and go to sleep
heh heh to completion
he’s a keeper
what are you, a quitter? Get back in there and help yourself escape.
You created this post in order to give yourself an alibi when someone notices this game appears in your “Last games played”, didn’t you?
“Why do you have all of these screenshots of this thong witch squeezing some NPC’s head with her thighs?”
Oh uh it was for a joke post I made just as a joke. I can probably just delete them now, I just forgot.
Well I wasn’t gonna post all 82 but I just wanted to make sure I got the best by which I mean funniest angles. For the joke, you see.
GOG?
I thought you could hide those now.
Username checks out
So is this post an ad for this game? Kinda genius.
This is kinda the plot of a Black Mirror episode, Striking Vipers.
The game has been in development for half a decade, and it’s not anywhere near finished. The voice acting is great but they’re glorified demos with adult gimmicks.
and you either pass your turn and let her do it to you
OR WHAT?!
This is perhaps one of the most vile games I’ve ever played and quickly uninstalled…
Uh-huh… It’s okay dude. No need to be ashamed.
and you either pass your turn and let her do it to you
OR WHAT?!
Noone will ever know, this is one of those choices you can’t afford to not make
Quickly uninstalled his pants
When my raid friends and I have a little disposable income (like during COVID) I’ll admit we did troll one another like this. They’re still welcome to get me troll games and I promise them I’ll play them but only as a “rando” when I randomize my collection.
What’s more fun was back before people knew, recommending doki doki literature club to hentai VN fans.
