Congress has little time to avoid a government shutdown that is set to begin at 12:01 a.m. on Oct. 1. They are nowhere near an agreement.
After a six-week summer recess, lawmakers return to the Capitol on Monday facing a changed political landscape but a vexing, very familiar problem: figuring out how to avert a shutdown.
They have just three weeks to do so. Funding for the government runs out at the end of the fiscal year on Sept. 30, and former President Donald Trump is urging Republicans to force a shutdown unless certain demands are met. A shutdown would close federal agencies and national parks, while limiting public services and furloughing millions of workers just weeks before the election.
When the goverment shuts down, can I subtract my paystubs for those weeks in my tax filings since they did not render the services my taxes paid for?
I want a government shutdown to also close all Congress’s fucking gyms and shit. In fact, all their accounts should be frozen and it should be a felony to sell them anything. Turn off their phones and internet. Guarantee they’ll shut the fuck up and do their jobs if the alternative is sitting at home.
Frankly I want them sealed in the chambers until they get it done with. No food, water, and they get a bucket for shitting and pissing, if they try to leave they get shot.