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A seating chart for an “8 HOUR FLIGHT” with the text “PICK YOUR SEAT” at the top. The chart is composed of 10 numbered seats, each occupied by a different famous Republican politician or public figure, or the devil. Each number represents a seat, and each seat is either adjacent to or between one or two different individuals.

  • elliot_crane@lemmy.world
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    23 days ago

    (flight attendant approaches with snack cart)

    JD: Hi I’m running for vice president.

    Flight Attendant: Cookies, chips, or nuts?

    JD: Whatever makes sense.

    Flight Attendant: (sigh)