- Putin has signed a decree that Russia will welcome foreigners who want to escape Western liberal ideals.
- Applicants may include those from countries unaligned with “Russian spiritual and moral values.”
- The application process has been simplified, and visas will be issued as soon as next month.
Hopefully the first plane is full of those fucktards who love wearing those American flags shirts that read “if this flag offends you, I’ll help you pack”