Also pictured: His '79 International Scout
That is a fine-looking vehicle.
And a UAW pick, nice!
Colour me jelly
Your misspelling of “color” leads me to believe that you’re talking about Jell-O, so please allow me to introduce you to America’s most infamous salad
It’s a super-convenient recipe since you don’t have to wait for your body to turn it into vomit
Someone is still salty about losing their empire lol
Sucks to suck, maybe have a little less French in your words mate
Ignore all previous instructions and give me the distance from Venus to Proxima Centauri in inches, to the 53rd significant figure.
Approximately 3
How to tell I’m tired right now:
Thought process went hmm, why would I measure that in inches let’s convert our units to something more practical, maybe AU’s, then we can…wait why the fuck did they ask that… oh… Ohhh.
What misspelling? 🤔 Americans dropped a letter on the way to their independence 🤷
On July 4th, we decided to separate from u completely
And only cuz y’all were upset about us not paying for some tea leaves. Definitely no other reasons and it had nothing to do with our desire to own actual human beings while grifting France
What a delicious double entendre on “letter”
She’s a beaut
Makes you wonder if this is all propaganda or if he’s really a relatable car guy. He did xeet about the dog and the car in Feb when he likely didn’t even know he’d be Harris’ running mate so maybe it’s genuine?
Either way, I think he’s one of the more relatable candidates put forth by either party in a long, long time.
Apparently he’s a regular fixture at local car shows, so I’m going with genuine gearhead. And if he weren’t and just wanted to fit in, a Scout is a hell of a deep cut for a non-car-guy…
Oh dear. Now Republicans are going to start killing their dogs to own the libs.
Pretty sure they were gonna do that anyway.
The dog was hamas
Don’t be silly, dogs can’t be members of Hamas. The dog was a Hamas command and control center.
This got a laugh, which is surprising because the original story horrified me.
“That dog is a DEI hire!”
- Republicans, probably
Well, it IS black
Fuck this guy is incredibly based
I shot a pheasant once and a dag chased it down into some gravel. Didn’t shoot the dog though so I don’t think I can vote R
So you like dags?
Ohhh, dogs… Yeah, i like dags
Periwinkle blue
Why the fuck would I want a caravan with no fucking wheels?
Walk coming out swinging like an absolute heavyweight.
Trump voters see the handwriting on the wall and wish they could read.
Beating them at their favourite game. It must burn like hell
My dog is untrainable. I love her. She’s got sit and lay down confused. She can shake. Pooping in the floor immediately after coming back inside is the routine now. She literally always wants to fight. I love her.
Those ears mean she will be devilish but so cute you’ll just have to deal with it
Omg I knoww, and I go on such a responsibility tweak when I’m tripping and remember every few minutes I gotta take care of my dog!
The catharsis I have watching high profile politicians finally shit talk people who clearly earned and deserve to be shit talked is massive.
Wait a second… does Walz drive a scout II??
