I might say something like “Oof, gravity is kicking in, I gotta go have a seat…”
Toodle-oo (to the loo) as you leave the room. That’s what I say to my cats at least.
Though it’s in Spanish, a good translation would be: The mole is poking out.
‘Turtling’ seems to be similar.
Prairie doggin
“I’m off to lose another game of whack-a-mole!”
Evicting a slug
Poop time
I sometimes say that I have to powder my nose.
I thought that was cocaine use…
Dropping the kids at the pool.
Take the Browns to the Superbowl
Clevelander here…god damnit. I can’t even argue that joke until we get rid of the rapist.
Skate park if there’s no water.
I have a little piece of work to do
When I’m hanging out with the lads I like to announce that I’m going for an [insert friend’s name] out of my [insert other friend’s name].
I’ve gotta push a Steve out of my Bradley.
“I gotta see a man about a horse” Cowboy Curtis used this one on Pee Wee’s Playhouse
I send out meeting invites in outlook for “office time”
Camera mandatory
Time to go take the Browns to the Super Bowl.
As a Clevelander I can’t wait for this saying to die.
What’s the deal with Cleveland? Y’all also have the steamers
My IBS is flaring up. Be back in 30.
For when I have to take a piss I like to say “I’ll have to take a trip to the drinks return”
Works a bit better in German because of our bottle return system
I need to go 3D print something.
Definitely heat up your bed before you start extruding.
Hell yeah. I’ve a Toto Washlet with a heated seat. That thing is quite comfortable while priming your nozzle.
Not exactly an answer to your question but hey what a coincidence
Nice LOL!