Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 4 months agoI'm buying frozen pizza from now on ruleslrpnk.netimagemessage-square54fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageI'm buying frozen pizza from now on ruleslrpnk.netTrack_Shovel@slrpnk.net to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square54fedilink
minus-squareGhyste@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-24 months agoThe garlic butter container slid across the pizza while the cheese was still liquid. Or the person pushed it through and took the picture. Or there was a massive air bubble.
minus-squareTankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 months agoMy scientific brain would think those other possibilities. Or someone slapped their cock onto the pizza.
minus-squareremotelove@lemmy.caMlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 months agoOr someone slapped their cock on it.
minus-squarevariants@possumpat.iolinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·4 months agoafter doing this multiple times you build up a resilience
minus-squareocchionaut@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 months agono no no, mandatory taste tests to see if the cheese can be detected
minus-squaresaigot@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 months agoI don’t think so, the way the displaced cheese is thicker by the presumptive tip means that at best someone slid their cock on it!
minus-squareremotelove@lemmy.caMlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 months agoThis is the root cause analysis we live for.
minus-squareGreyEyedGhost@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 months agoI’m trying to imagine putting my dick in cheese that is hot enough to be moved around to that degree, and I don’t think it would be very comfortable.
minus-squarenexussapphire@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·4 months agoWe’ve all been there. Fuckin a pizza, slamming your dick in the toilet seat, getting it stuck in a toaster. Boys will be boys!
minus-squareTrack_Shovel@slrpnk.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·4 months agoGet the fuck out of here with your logic
minus-squareGhyste@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 months agoI’m a blast at parties, let me tell you.
The garlic butter container slid across the pizza while the cheese was still liquid.
Or the person pushed it through and took the picture.
Or there was a massive air bubble.
My scientific brain would think those other possibilities.
Or someone slapped their cock onto the pizza.
Or someone slapped their cock on it.
Look for the guy with a burnt cock.
after doing this multiple times you build up a resilience
no no no, mandatory taste tests to see if the cheese can be detected
I don’t think so, the way the displaced cheese is thicker by the presumptive tip means that at best someone slid their cock on it!
slid it in
This is the root cause analysis we live for.
I’m trying to imagine putting my dick in cheese that is hot enough to be moved around to that degree, and I don’t think it would be very comfortable.
Or that.
We’ve all been there. Fuckin a pizza, slamming your dick in the toilet seat, getting it stuck in a toaster. Boys will be boys!
I want to believe!
Username checks out.
Get the fuck out of here with your logic
I’m a blast at parties, let me tell you.