After due consideration, we have come to the conclusion the logistics of shipping make this purchase infeasible.
However, if you are able to transport this vehicle to our headquarters on your end, we are prepared to offer $3.50 in quarters for your vehicle.
Then, if the guy delivers, pay the man out of your own pocket. Turn it into a PR stunt and games some pictures of it in the parking lot before sending it home with an employee who has a kid. If the guy just reposts the response, your company looks fun without losing the professional veneer.
Even now, it’s not too late to offer about $2.50 for one of these cars
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Or pay out in Monopoly money
Mr. Jones,
After due consideration, we have come to the conclusion the logistics of shipping make this purchase infeasible.
However, if you are able to transport this vehicle to our headquarters on your end, we are prepared to offer $3.50 in quarters for your vehicle.
Then, if the guy delivers, pay the man out of your own pocket. Turn it into a PR stunt and games some pictures of it in the parking lot before sending it home with an employee who has a kid. If the guy just reposts the response, your company looks fun without losing the professional veneer.
Even now, it’s not too late to offer about $2.50 for one of these cars