Your sister must be fair as fuck
Fair as princes, it’s “fair as a princess”.
Fair.
And who says chivalry is dead
Date: “I hear sword swallowing is a neat hobby.”
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)Start as you mean to go on. Sounds like a good catch.
If she dates him for any amount of time, she could end up with a full set of fantasy plate - she’d have to make sure he’s clear about the kind of coverage she wants, but those are good relationship evaluation points.
Of it were my sister, they wouldn’t have my blessing before she’s fully clad in plate armor.
Dump him. That’s a useless decorative sword that will probably break the first time you really need it. A real man would have brought a nice utilitarian machete that could be used for any number of jobs. Or maybe just a good quality pocket knife.
I don’t want sex on the first date, I want an Albion Long Seax.
“sword”.
That’s a decorative wall hanger. Not a sword.
Lol. Holds a finger up. Actually… Shut up
On one hand yeah not really a sword sword, just mall ninja shit. On the other? Thought counts for a bit, plus how often are you doing sword shit anyhow?
Yeah, if you’re not actively doing HEMA or reenactment fighting, the main use of a sword is probably decoration.
Can you stab someone with it?
It is a sword.
Pencils are swords now
A trident is a sword.
A fork is a sword.
Everything is a sword?
A fork is multiple swords stuck to a stick.
That’s a rapier. There are swords that can’t stab at all. I don’t call toothpicks swords either.
Ornamental sword is not a sword?
