Something that would make people a bit uncomfortable from being cringe
Big Johnson t-shirts. The 90s were horrific. Computer printing of images was democratized, and the same people who brought you countless other dipshit content rolled out the cleverest pun shirt line in the world.
My mind immediately goes to gruesome metal album covers. Iron Maiden has some stuff with decaying flesh, exposed bones, and a ton of other stuff that makes the faint of heart go:
But those on the inside to go “heck yeah 🤘”
The first example that popped to my mind:
Iron Maiden shirts are normie shit. There’s so much worse out there.
Trump merch. then deny that you’re aware of the man, his politics, or his presidential run, you just like the brand.
“As a jazz trumpet player I love this logo for my work! Why do you ask…?”
Maybe an immitation of a military uniform top? Makes you look like someone who worships the military, but not enough to actually join, and who also doesn’t really respect the uniform or its implications. Thats cringy to basically anyone who looks at it, whether they like the military or hate it, almost anywhere the the world, but also still benign enough wear in public.
Like a tuxedo shirt only military uniform? Oh, man, I can hear the jimmies rustling now!
It’s been brushed on but more specifically the fuckin ahegao clothes. I knew a guy who had the shirt pants and a hoodie with ahegao faces all over it.
I bought a Reddit t-shirt in 2014…
Bacon narwhal one would be peak cringe
Three wolf moon shirt
What is this? Don’t understand.
My grandma bought me one. I’m still not sure if my cousins put her up to it, she got the joke, or she just saw it was trending and assumed a Yooth would like it.
Big chungus, and I’d wear it proudly
i have a bright red CCCP shirt with a giant picture of moscow on it with a long russian prayer on the back.
I want to wear a t-shirt which has “fuck google” written on it.
“Ask me about ABDL”
What’s ABDL?
cringe
What? They told me to!
adult baby diaper lover
“Mao Was Right”
“Islam is right about women”
(Not a belief I hold, but damn would it get some reactions)
I’m honestly surprised they don’t make women wear sunglasses.
“OH NO!!! THEIR EYES ARE TOO SEXY!!! IT MAKES ME GET A BONER!!!”
I never understood that logic.
A burqa basically does that:
The term burqa is sometimes conflated with the niqāb even though, in more precise usage, the niqab is a face veil that leaves the eyes uncovered, while a burqa covers the entire body from the top of the head to the ground, with a mesh screen which only allows the wearer to see in front of her.
Although those who demand it usually use religion as a justification…
The wearing of the burqa and other types of face veils have been attested to since pre-Islamic times. Face veiling has not been regarded as a religious requirement by most Islamic scholars, either in the past or the present. A minority of scholars in the Islamic jurisprudence (fiqh) consider it to be obligatory for Muslim women when they are in the presence of non-related (i.e., non-mahram) males. This is in order to prevent men from looking (perversely) at women. Additionally, this does not oblige men to wear eye-covering, but instead to lower their gaze.
Wow. I was making absurdist observational humor, and then once again life shows me that absurdism is dead. Everything you can think of to mock has actually already been done, and for the exact reasons you would think are absurd. Instead it’s just reality.
Can I go to a world which isn’t crazy??? Oh, Earth is the only option???
“Sonic 06 was the best Sonic game ever made.”
Anything with MAGA on it.
Australia already has this.
Northern Australia is refered to as the Northern Territory or “the NT” also officially abbreviated to NT.
Someone somewhere came up with the slogan “CU in the NT” and its usually printed with “in the” in much smaller font. Its an excuse for dumb fucks to walk around with shirts and stickers on their car with the word “Cunt” on display. For some reason I cannot fathom for the life of me.
For some reason I cannot fathom for the life of me.
Tell me you are not a man without saying you are not a man.
Any male of our species that has passed through the 12-18yo stage of life will at least understand that humour, even if they have matured beyond it.
I roll my own eyes at shit like that, and would never employ it myself. But I can’t roll my eyes without even a tiny 12yo grin, even though it’s been four decades since I was that age.
