realitista@lemmy.world to Comic Strips@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoMale alligator fashion choiceslemmy.worldimagemessage-square45fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10file-text
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minus-squareArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoJust drape your coat over your arm in front of you like an elegant gentleman. No one will ever suspect.
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month ago“Uhhhhhhhhh, Gary? It’s 93 degrees and humid here in Florida…why do you keep carrying around that fur coat?”
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoNow I’m imagining an alligator wearing a rain coat, not zipped up, and standing…JAZZ HANDS!!! And an erection.
Just drape your coat over your arm in front of you like an elegant gentleman. No one will ever suspect.
“Uhhhhhhhhh, Gary? It’s 93 degrees and humid here in Florida…why do you keep carrying around that fur coat?”
Rain coat.
Now I’m imagining an alligator wearing a rain coat, not zipped up, and standing…JAZZ HANDS!!! And an erection.