Following deaths of several high ranking officers in Damascus strike attributed to Israel, Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps vows revenge against its 'enemies'
  • Mr_Blott@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    3 months ago

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    • ivanafterall@kbin.social
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      3 months ago

      If you’re already harvesting all that sweet adrenochrome, might as well swap for the new penis, too, while the young guy is already on the table.

      (jk)